Top things not to say during sex

[knotinterested]

Hurry before my husband/wife gets home.

 

[Ziggyziggypop]

This kinda reminds me of the movie Aliens.

 

[K9funfan]

No no no not yet.

 

[knotinterested]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[K9funfan]

Did I snore?

 

[saddlebum66]

Hat Box? What Hat Box? There's nothing in that Hat Box....

 

[roversbitch30]

Get off. I will do it myself.

 

[knotinterested]

Why isn't it hard?

 

[Erja]

Oh my God ... What did i do . Oh my God. .... 3 inches and IT all disappears

 

[K9funfan]

Nevermind.

Next!!!

 

[knotinterested]

I forgot I have to go someplace else.

 

[K9funfan]

Go away!

 

[knotinterested]

I'll be back soon.

 

[K9funfan]

I would rather be masturbating

 

[Erja]

Can you fart with that thing

 

[knotinterested]

Teeeee

 

[Erja]

Teeeee

Therese ?

 

[K9funfan]

Gotta go, I’ve got a tee time.

 

[knotinterested]

Geeez

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

Sorry I still can’t feel it

 

[saddlebum66]

Yeah, you SOB...I'm a squirter....now I have to change the bed....AGAIN!

 

[K9funfan]

Uh....is that a string?

 

[knotinterested]

Are you kidding me?

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

NEXT

 

[knotinterested]

Wait what just happened?

 

[CetaceanLover23]

(read like a Canadian)
You told me this would be fun! Can I just go back to my hockey game?

 

[knotinterested]

Can we just make this a quickie?

 

[CetaceanLover23]

"Can you look at me for once and stop playing Fortnite!!!!!!!??"

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

Pass me the egg timer

 

[jlovebeast]

oh you wanted to cum too?