Top things not to say during sex

[saddlebum66]

Yikes....is that YOU, or ME?

 

[K9k77]

What's that smell?

 

[LoneWolfen]

Switch off the light, i can't get hard seeing you!

 

[K_9River_rat]

When was the last time you showered?

 

[petite-pony]

A second plane hit the second tower. America is under attack.

 

[Wronguser]

Hm... go fuck yourself?

 

[K_9River_rat]

I think I'm gonna throw up!

 

[sithislives556]

I wish you had more hair

 

[spinachisgross10]

oh shit, that wasn't supposed to... oh nothing honey

 

[Danbeast]

Keep this up and you might even go down as. 7 in my book

 

[spinachisgross10]

you know the dog is better then you, right?

 

[KnottyMomsRSexy]

Who let the dog out?

Out of the bedroom or out of you?

 

[humananimal]

I have been practicing with the cows, have I improved ?

 

[Danbeast]

My bones! (Nothing inappropriate, just a weird ass thing to say in the middle of sex)

 

[Dobermany]

you know the dog is better then you, right?

Yup that one doesn't go down 2 well tried and tested.
But it is the bitter Truth. The dog is always going to be better ? whoof...?

 

[ZooDonna]

Out of the bedroom or out of you?

Out of the bedroom!