Top things not to say during sex

[Wasbitchpolly]

Yes it is a big deal !! size DOES matter

 

[Erja]

Size ??? …. are you referring to your ass ?

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

Sorry but two inches isn’t going to touch the sides

 

[Erja]

Oh my, i can lose a herd of sheep in here and not find them back

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

No that’s not an echo I’m just repeating myself

 

[saddlebum66]

Noooo, thats not a 2x4 tied around my waist

 

[knotinterested]

Haha you call that a cock

 

[Erja]

Wauw, your clit is longer than my dick

 

[knotinterested]

Oh No I'm Beginning My Period

 

[Erja]

I know im a sailor but im not gone sail that Red Sea

 

[knotinterested]

LOL

 

[Erja]

oooh mom .... oeps sorry

 

[knotinterested]

Wow - LMAO

Not now daddy

 

[Erja]

Damn ….. wrong bedroom

 

[K9funfan]

*sniff *sniff *GAG*
Whats that STENCH!?

 

[IAmAFunGuy]

You already came? I just took off your shirt! smh

 

[knotinterested]

Why are you stopping?

 

[IAmAFunGuy]

Why does it taste like chocolate?

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

Pass my my book and reading glasses

 

[knotinterested]

Stop I have to go to the washroom

 

[K9funfan]

No cumming for you tonight

 

[knotinterested]

moaning someone else name

 

[Erja]

moaning someone else name

Moaning back : she is hot, isnt she

 

[knotinterested]

Lol

 

[Erja]

Lol

Laughing during seks is good
Is that your work face

 

[knotinterested]

You mean your finished?

 

[Erja]

No talking please .... in …. out …… in …....out.....in...….out …....innnnnnnnnn

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

Well at least it tickled

 

[K9funfan]

was that pee?

 

[Erja]

Yes, and you just swallowed it