Top things not to say during sex

[Wasbitchpolly]

You do know that you’ve just been fucking a hole in the mattress don’t you ?

 

[IAmAFunGuy]

You do know I am a terminator?

 

[K9funfan]

Lets do something FUN after this!

 

[knotinterested]

You Came Already?

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

You fuck just like a chinaman

 

[rng3000]

youre better than your mom

 

[K9funfan]

Ok. So now what?

 

[rng3000]

why not? dad said you like anal

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

By the way it’s my time of month ?

 

[saddlebum66]

Oh...I found that Tampon.....

 

[ferritlove]

Oops!

 

[CetaceanLover23]

Are you sure there is a pussy underneath that rain forest of yours?

 

[Darkowl]

Oh shit the condom slipped off

 

[IAmAFunGuy]

Where is your dick, because I can't even see it?

 

[CetaceanLover23]

“Better let you know before it happens: I’m severely dehydrated right now so my cum will be like toothpaste”.

 

[CetaceanLover23]

“We have to stop!!!!”

“Why?”

“The ice cream truck is here!!!!!”

 

[Furf2b2b]

Arf ??? Who's Your Daddy ?? again ? ( Luke ? I'M Your Daddy !! )

 

[IAmAFunGuy]

I thought you were hung like a horse, but now I can see your hung like a mare.

 

[saddlebum66]

If you do me reverse Cowgirl we can BOTH watch " the Cartoons....

 

[Doggygirl]

"I regret putting my glasses on.... "

 

[Doggygirl]

"Wrong hole! I said WRONG HOLE!"

 

[Doggygirl]

"Do you want to see my piercings?"

- shows entire metal factory in her undies -

 

[IAmAFunGuy]

Wait, you're my third cousin!!!!! Welp at least it is still legal?

 

[K9funfan]

Yeast infections smell kind of like a brewery, don’t they?

 

[CK4957 STD]

I must say that I'm quite disappointed. I thought you were gonna put on a real fight...

 

[saddlebum66]

No, darling, I WASN'T making that noise because you were backing up

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

This is hopeless you make love like a zoo ?

 

[saddlebum66]

The WHOLE zoo? Darling, the Ticket's only good til 9 pm

 

[Erja]

Wanne mary me ?

 

[Erja]

You want me to stop ? … i have to pee