Top things not to say during sex

[jlovebeast]

you moan like your mom

 

[jlovebeast]

just pretend im your uncle

 

[Erja]

Is that dog pushing you closer te me ?

 

[saddlebum66]

You know, darling, your tits are way nicer than your sister's, even with that third nipple

 

[Erja]

When did you have your tail removed surgical ?

 

[saddlebum66]

But, Baby.......

 

[CetaceanLover23]

Can George Carlin, Conan O'Biren, and John Oliver join?

 

[Erja]

Stop, first cut those vingernails.

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

Erja what the hell is that ??

 

[Erja]

Erja what the hell is that ??

That is my three header destroyer, watch out baby, here hè cums,.

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

I don’t care what you say I’m not going to be hypnotised

 

[Ziggyziggypop]

Hey! I can see the rings around Uranus!

 

[Ziggyziggypop]

“One small step for man, One....*cums*....giant leap for mankind.”

 

[Ziggyziggypop]

Machine gun jubblies?! How did I miss those baby? ?

 

[Erja]

I don’t care what you say I’m not going to be hypnotised

Yes you are.

 

[knotinterested]

Did I leave the car lights on?

 

[Erja]

Oh …. did i leave HER in the car

 

[Ziggyziggypop]

Did you see the new Star Wars trailer!?

 

[Erja]

Did you see Luke Skywalker is hung like a bull

 

[Ziggyziggypop]

Did you see Luke Skywalker is hung like a bull

His force “awakened”.

 

[Erja]

Stop laughing, seks is a series thing, no laughing matter

 

[Erja]

His force “awakened”.

all 3 inches

 

[Ziggyziggypop]

Sweat baby, sweat baby, sex is a Texas drought me, and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about?

 

[Erja]

Sweat baby, sweat baby, sex is a Texas drought me, and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about?

You did well, she is asleep

 

[BlondeBanditXoX]

"My dog is better than you"

 

[knotinterested]

Damn this better be good

 

[Erja]

I think im gone give up woman

 

[knotinterested]

Can we just get it over with

 

[Erja]

They Always say a woman looks like her mom. Well, you dont. She swallows

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

They Always say a woman looks like her mom. Well, you dont. She swallows

So does your dad ??