Top things not to say during sex

[Wasbitchpolly]

They Always say a woman looks like her mom. Well, you dont. She swallows

So does your dad ??

 

[Erja]

So does your dad ??
[/grrrrrrr …. my dad doesnt like your mom

 

[knotinterested]

Wait you know my mom???

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

Just how do you spell genital warts

 

[Erja]

You ll have to wash my car when we re done. Ik need a nap.

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

You do look better by candlelight

 

[Erja]

You geel better with the lights off

 

[Erja]

You do look better by candlelight

That's my Don Juan look

 

[Bigpaws_Bear]

"Can you feel that?"

 

[Erja]

Feel what ????

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

No....still not feeling it

 

[Erja]

This is my special move, dont tell me you dont feel IT. Is IT the batcave ?

 

[knotinterested]

Would you like a breath mint

 

[Erja]

Did you Just vomit ? Smells like it

 

[knotinterested]

Glad that's over

 

[Furf2b2b]

Why is it ooozzziinng grreen Stufff ??

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

Have you cum ? wow that was fast

 

[saddlebum66]

The bucket by the nightstand? Dating, I did tell you I'd fuck your brains out.....you'll need a place to put them.

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

Can you tell the next man to come in

 

[Erja]

You re asking 20? I think 10 should be enough for this .... ???? Wat was this ?

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

Hurry up the meters running

 

[Erja]

Thanks granny

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

Have you just shit ? ?

 

[Erja]

Do you smell that ?

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

Jesus has something died

 

[Erja]

Ik Just put on clean sheets

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

yuck bed bugs ?

 

[Erja]

When was the last time you shaved ?

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

Have you EVER cut your toenails ?

 

[Erja]

You could have taken that tampon out