Top things not to say during sex

[UR20Z]

Beige - I think we should paint the ceiling beige....

 

[CetaceanLover23]

Pass me my cigarette.

 

[DLMEM202]

I think you need a shit

 

[CetaceanLover23]

Let me snapchat this.

 

[DLMEM202]

It's time for Billions

 

[CetaceanLover23]

Where did your left eye go?

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

It’s ok I’ve got a doctors certificate

 

[K9trucker]

You are the weakest link,goodbye.

 

[BitchLover]

The bitch was tighter.

 

[CetaceanLover23]

Of your 3 vaginas, which one doesn't smell?

 

[BitchLover]

The neighbors bitch never complained about riding.

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

Are the ropes too tight ?

 

[Citation]

You look 50lbs heavier from this angle

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

Safe word ? What safe word ?

 

[CetaceanLover23]

You suck.

 

[BitchLover]

That's not a pussy, it's a disgusting rats nest.

 

[Citation]

What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Women.
*badump ump tish*

 

[BitchLover]

The bitch just licks her pussy to clean it and it still smells much better than yours!

 

[BitchLover]

Why bother with you when I can fuck a bitch instead? No, you're THE bitch, but not A bitch! That's the difference!

 

[ShepherdDogLover]

I love you like I love Trump

 

[BitchLover]

Here honey I got this dog mask for you to wear. Can't fix your pussy though.

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

I know women don’t find you attractive so this is a pity fuck

 

[BitchLover]

My bitch doesn't have those terrible stretch marks.

 

[Animallover]

After I got done fucking a lady, she turned to me and ask when we was going to get started

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

Leave the money on the bedside table

 

[ScruffyPuppy]

...I thought you said you douched.

?

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

You fuck like your dad

 

[roversbitch30]

I'm leaking dog cum.

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

Ok who’s next

 

[DLMEM202]

Did you put the bin out?