Top things not to say during sex

[CetaceanLover23]

Is your pussy really that rancid all the time?

 

[K9funfan]

Sorry, I had to pee

 

[K9funfan]

Is your pussy really that rancid all the time?

?

 

[CetaceanLover23]

?

What can I say? I’m a horrible human being. ????

 

[CetaceanLover23]

“What the hell! I ain’t fucking that! Go shave those hairs”.

 

[armymp11b]

This one happened to me. We met for the first time and as I was ready to slide in her, she grabbed my cock outside of her pussy with her hand and she said "this means we are dating, right?"

 

[caikgoch]

What's that smell?

 

[Stormkat70]

Hold up, this isn't what we agreed on.

 

[CK4957 STD]

You're good but I'm better

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

On second thoughts let’s turn off the lights

 

[DLMEM202]

How about we finish this later?

 

[Citation]

*ring ring* Hang on my wife is calling, she's pregnant and was suppose to go into labor today so i have to take it.

 

[mares4me]

I know my dick is huge. That's what your sister said too.

 

[Citation]

My Mare is tighter than you

 

[RobittusinGBR]

Do you mind going on top so I can watch the football on TV ? ️?

 

[Citation]

I just had some cameras installed in our bedroom and we are live streaming on facebook, we've gotten 20 likes so far!

 

[DLMEM202]

I can't get through the clinkers on your pubes.

 

[Citation]

Is it supposed to be smoking like that?

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

Pass the tv remote

 

[K9funfan]

No I’m not
laughing at you. This episode of The Simpson’s is FUNNY!

 

[Citation]

My mom calls him Tiny and the Peas

 

[CetaceanLover23]

Let me go grab a bite to eat and we'll continue. Here, I put Family Guy on. I will be right back.

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

What times the next bus

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

 

[Citation]

Feels like i'm throwing a hotdog down a hallway in there

 

[DW901K9]

*takes off her panties* Wow, you DO look a lot like your sister

 

[Muttlieclue]

Not to night, I got a hard on for my dog.

 

[CetaceanLover23]

Is that a Wayne Gretzky 1979 O-Pee-Chee rookie card?!!!!!!

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

Can you wiggle it about a bit, it hasn’t touched the sides yet

 

[CetaceanLover23]

Who in this house is cooking fish?