Top things not to say during sex

[Pinkhorsecock]

What's the worst possible things you could say in bed?

I´ll start....

Don’t ruin my makeup...

Did i ever tell you i was positive today?

 

[Kynophile]

I don't get it.


Now, what not to say...

You are a slave, Neo.

I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure.

 

[Pillar]

I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure.

Jesus, is that you? ?

 

[Mare Lover 1975]

No, that blonde hair isn't from another woman, it's from my palomino.

 

[Pillar]

Sex? With you? What the fuck are you talking about?

 

[Bigpaws_Bear]

Damn Woman, I get more action out of a greased inner-tube.

 

[Stoli]

I can't tell, am I in your pussy or are you just fat and sweaty?

 

[Pillar]

I'm going to the frat house.

 

[Bigpaws_Bear]

how long have you been a rhinoceros?

 

[Pillar]

I'm selling my soul to the devil. ?

 

[Smee]

yes, this is the only way to become a ZV admin.

 

[Pillar]

Jesus told me to obey.

 

[Kynophile]

Jesus told me to obey.

Let the little children come unto me.

*sirens*

Gotta run! God needs me!

 

[lanenasexy]

knot me honey!! ?

 

[Pillar]

Abba, abba, why hast thou forsaken me?

 

[Kynophile]

Abba, abba, why hast thou forsaken me?

Mamma Mia, here I go again!

 

[Pillar]

I wanna rock! (Rock!) I want to rock! (Rock!)

 

[Bigpaws_Bear]

if ya find my BarBell tongue piercing, ya know, when it falls out of where ever it went.... Call me.

 

[Pillar]

Here's a roll of toilet paper, you need it. ?

 

[420Fatty]

"This isn't working out"

 

[Pillar]

You've been gone for a year, why?

 

[Autsfun]

I set the timer for 3 minutes something for you to shot for.

 

[Autsfun]

You laugh when you cum, no I was reading my Facebook.

 

[Autsfun]

Thought of it but I can almost feel you this way.

 

[420Fatty]

So how did you like my collection of reborn dolls?
(Seriously, google that, It's nightmare fuel.)

 

[Pillar]

So how did you like my collection of reborn dolls?
(Seriously, google that, It's nightmare fuel.)

Freddy Kruger alert...

 

[Pillar]

I'd rather get corona virus.

 

[Swollenluv2867]

Are you ready kids?


(I like dark humor heh)

 

[Pillar]

I'm not sure this is what they mean when they talk about going rogue...

 

[RedRocky]

As once was said to me, "do you use your personality as birth control?"