Top things not to say during sex

[Pillar]

FINISH HIM!!!

OMG this made my night, thank you. ?

Jesus is calling me.

 

[Fiesta]

On second thought... put the bag over your head.

 

[Hewflungpew]

Hweeeew..hack,cough.. Mazatlan, Mexico smells better than between your legs/cock.
?????
(Smelled like fish last time I was there..everywhere)

 

[Stoli]

You stupid incel lol

 

[Pillar]

You stupid incel lol

This is why I'm incel!

 

[Painted Pony]

I can't make my dick any bigger, but neighbor Bob has a steer that might fill your bill.

 

[Bigpaws_Bear]

Squeeze my left nut... squeeze it hard.. it's the Pump for my penis implant.

 

[Fiesta]

When fisting, singing: Put your left hand in, put your left hand out. In out in out and shake it all about...

 

[Pillar]

You make me WANT to be celibate.

 

[Fiesta]

I gave up my virginity for this? Well shit...

 

[Pillar]

But "god" said not to have premarital sex in the "bible".

 

[RedBeast]

Do you mind if I put my hands back in I seem to have misplaced my watch

 

[swampy]

o shit I though you were your sister

 

[Furf2b2b]

ARF ? Bio ? You said , You had A GAY Male dog too ! My Male just KNOTTED Him !

 

[Stoli]

Adventure time! C'mon, grab your friends...

 

[420Fatty]

I don't care what anyone says, Down syndrome girls fuck just as good.

 

[Bigpaws_Bear]

I Knew you'd be easy, cuz ugly people fuck too.

 

[Kynophile]

I thought you said to suck your weenis...

 

[FloofyNewfie]

I got one rule. Only I'm allowed to cum, no exceptions!

 

[Pillar]

Duuurh, heller!!!

 

[Tailo]

Attack!

 

[Pillar]

Attack!

Get him!

 

[CK4957 STD]

P̡̧̱̮͉͓̥͓͖̤̓̊̍͌́͡Ḻ̢͖̣͚̘̳̹̩̻͋̿̇ͯ͒̂ͩ͋ͩ̉͋͑ͩͯ͑ͨ́̀E̢̨̡͖͙͈͙͓̬̟͔̗̩̜͈̹̯̊̎̂͑͡Ą̸̛͈̠͎̮̱̫̠̙ͦ͒̆͋ͧͯ̓̐̑͛̈̒ͫ̿Ṣ̢̛̞͖͇̯̤̯̫̪̖̪͖̘ͪ͆̀ͤ͗̍̍̽ͣ̀̽͡͡Ę͔͔͙̳̮̮̭̳͖̞̗ͮ̃͛̐͛ͤͪ͗́̚͘ ̡̗̠̤̼͚͉̣̫͚͉̻͊̇̄̓͊̂̏̑̎̉ͪ̿̓̀̽́̚͢͟͞ͅW̴̤̱̰͚̭̼͓̻̰͕̹̝͓̦̥̯͉̻̗͌̍̐̂ͤ͒ͧ͆ͮ̎ͣ͟͝Ả̢̤̠͎͇̳̝͎̫̳̟̺͕̩̳̠̟̰͗̎̿̿̆̃͒̔̽ͪ͗̊͌̊̎̕͡K̨̯͎̯͈̹͓̥̬͇̬̝̫̥͈̎ͪͣͭ̃̽ͯ̂̔ͣ̎̚̕͝Ẻ̟͈͚͓̺͔̺̽͋̓ͦ̾͢͝ͅ ̶̟̙͖̰̟͖͉̖̥͓̠͔͖ͣ̎ͦ̽͋͆̔̄̏̈́͑̃̄̈́́̀ͫ̚͟ͅͅỨ̡̺̮̮̹̜̣̗̞͛̋̎ͫṔ̶̶̵̖͓̝͇̭͖͕͂͌͗̈́̔ͮ̈́͛̓̃̚̚͠ͅ

 

[hoju]

Damn, I should skip detention more often.

 

[Pillar]

P̡̧̱̮͉͓̥͓͖̤̓̊̍͌́͡Ḻ̢͖̣͚̘̳̹̩̻͋̿̇ͯ͒̂ͩ͋ͩ̉͋͑ͩͯ͑ͨ́̀E̢̨̡͖͙͈͙͓̬̟͔̗̩̜͈̹̯̊̎̂͑͡Ą̸̛͈̠͎̮̱̫̠̙ͦ͒̆͋ͧͯ̓̐̑͛̈̒ͫ̿Ṣ̢̛̞͖͇̯̤̯̫̪̖̪͖̘ͪ͆̀ͤ͗̍̍̽ͣ̀̽͡͡Ę͔͔͙̳̮̮̭̳͖̞̗ͮ̃͛̐͛ͤͪ͗́̚͘ ̡̗̠̤̼͚͉̣̫͚͉̻͊̇̄̓͊̂̏̑̎̉ͪ̿̓̀̽́̚͢͟͞ͅW̴̤̱̰͚̭̼͓̻̰͕̹̝͓̦̥̯͉̻̗͌̍̐̂ͤ͒ͧ͆ͮ̎ͣ͟͝Ả̢̤̠͎͇̳̝͎̫̳̟̺͕̩̳̠̟̰͗̎̿̿̆̃͒̔̽ͪ͗̊͌̊̎̕͡K̨̯͎̯͈̹͓̥̬͇̬̝̫̥͈̎ͪͣͭ̃̽ͯ̂̔ͣ̎̚̕͝Ẻ̟͈͚͓̺͔̺̽͋̓ͦ̾͢͝ͅ ̶̟̙͖̰̟͖͉̖̥͓̠͔͖ͣ̎ͦ̽͋͆̔̄̏̈́͑̃̄̈́́̀ͫ̚͟ͅͅỨ̡̺̮̮̹̜̣̗̞͛̋̎ͫṔ̶̶̵̖͓̝͇̭͖͕͂͌͗̈́̔ͮ̈́͛̓̃̚̚͠ͅ

I don't get it.


Now, what not to say...

You are a slave, Neo.

 

[Fiesta]

My brother/sister used to do this too when we were younger

 

[Pillar]

P̡̧̱̮͉͓̥͓͖̤̓̊̍͌́͡Ḻ̢͖̣͚̘̳̹̩̻͋̿̇ͯ͒̂ͩ͋ͩ̉͋͑ͩͯ͑ͨ́̀E̢̨̡͖͙͈͙͓̬̟͔̗̩̜͈̹̯̊̎̂͑͡Ą̸̛͈̠͎̮̱̫̠̙ͦ͒̆͋ͧͯ̓̐̑͛̈̒ͫ̿Ṣ̢̛̞͖͇̯̤̯̫̪̖̪͖̘ͪ͆̀ͤ͗̍̍̽ͣ̀̽͡͡Ę͔͔͙̳̮̮̭̳͖̞̗ͮ̃͛̐͛ͤͪ͗́̚͘ ̡̗̠̤̼͚͉̣̫͚͉̻͊̇̄̓͊̂̏̑̎̉ͪ̿̓̀̽́̚͢͟͞ͅW̴̤̱̰͚̭̼͓̻̰͕̹̝͓̦̥̯͉̻̗͌̍̐̂ͤ͒ͧ͆ͮ̎ͣ͟͝Ả̢̤̠͎͇̳̝͎̫̳̟̺͕̩̳̠̟̰͗̎̿̿̆̃͒̔̽ͪ͗̊͌̊̎̕͡K̨̯͎̯͈̹͓̥̬͇̬̝̫̥͈̎ͪͣͭ̃̽ͯ̂̔ͣ̎̚̕͝Ẻ̟͈͚͓̺͔̺̽͋̓ͦ̾͢͝ͅ ̶̟̙͖̰̟͖͉̖̥͓̠͔͖ͣ̎ͦ̽͋͆̔̄̏̈́͑̃̄̈́́̀ͫ̚͟ͅͅỨ̡̺̮̮̹̜̣̗̞͛̋̎ͫṔ̶̶̵̖͓̝͇̭͖͕͂͌͗̈́̔ͮ̈́͛̓̃̚̚͠ͅ

How did you do that effect on those words?

What not to say again...

I tell you, you're a really good actor in bed.

 

[Vrufff]

Please sound like Gollum when you come!

 

[Pillar]

Please sound like Gollum when you come!

My pppprrreessccciiiiiooooouuuuussss...

 

[Pillar]

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