Top things not to say during sex

[Pillar]

As once was said to me, "do you use your personality as birth control?"

In my case that counts. ?

 

[Zebby]

You aren't as good as @Wasbitchpolly

 

[Furf2b2b]

ARF ! OK , Stick One Hand in , And The Other , NOW CLAP ,,,,, TIGHT NOW ??

 

[Pillar]

Oh yes, that's it, go in my enema further!

 

[Furf2b2b]

ARF ? YOU Said 32 PSI ? Right ? i did 320 PSI !!!

 

[Pillar]

When I said RPM, I meant the sex machine, not the car!

 

[Furf2b2b]

ARF? What went Flat ?

 

[CK4957 STD]

Don't really care how you do it, don't care what it takes, fix it!

 

[Doggyboy22]

"I wish you were a dog" hah

 

[Zebby]

Oh shit..... too much lube.

 

[Doggyboy22]

Oh shit..... too much lube.

I mean, if you're sliding around on top of each other like slugs it's too much! Hah

 

[Pillar]

Did I do good?

 

[Furf2b2b]

ARf ! Talk About Dog Breath ,Your's smell's Like A Dog's Tailhole ! OOPP'S ? Wrong END !!!

 

[Pillar]

Lord Jesus says sex is wrong. Look, I cant do this anymore.

 

[Mikki]

Did you heard the latest news?

 

[Pillar]

Did you heard the latest news?

I certainly did, I got nothing better to talk about! ?

 

[toomuchtalk]

Is that cash on the dresser for me?

 

[Pillar]

Is that cash on the dresser for me?

Wait, I didn't realize you wanted to get paid! ?

 

[toomuchtalk]

Now that's a lesson for a shy hooker

 

[Furf2b2b]

ARF? You Want the Umbella Where ? An Then Open it THEN ?

 

[Pillar]

I'm going to play tag tonight!

 

[Leefy]

screaming out the wrong name

 

[FloofyNewfie]

When we're done I want you to drag your coochie on the floor and leave a long streak. You'll be my little slutty snail!

 

[FloofyNewfie]

"I wish you were a dog" hah

I'm going to use my voodoo magic to turn you into a dog. So that I can actually find you attractive!

 

[Doggyboy22]

I'm going to use my voodoo magic to turn you into a dog. So that I can actually find you attractive!

Hah I wish I WAS a dog sometimes. Sitting around all day and having food brought to me? That's the dream!

 

[Bloodwolf]

Thank you. Makes you sound desperate

 

[Pillar]

Thank you. Makes you sound desperate

But I AM desperate!

 

[Bloodwolf]

But I AM desperate!

Your ED suggests otherwise

 

[Sohappy69]

Look at the bright side. It's important to learn from our mistakes.

 

[Red1085]

Her: Is it in yet?
Him: I dont know?