Top things not to say during sex

[ldb0475]

Your sister swallows.

 

[Pillar]

Uhh... Why are you looking at me that way?

 

[Painted Pony]

Wait, that's your horse's name.

 

[420Fatty]

So uhh, I'm on this forum called zooville....

Or it could be the perfect thing to say. Imagine getting a, "me too!"

 

[Flying Dutchman]

Did I tell you my grandma died in this bed?

???????

 

[Flying Dutchman]

It's past my bed time, I think we should stop here.

????

 

[Knotty Paws]

That'll do pig. That'll do. ?

 

[Knotty Paws]

Bang and the dirt is gone!

 

[Flying Dutchman]

Do you take Visa?

OH OH... SLIPPERY SLOPE! ??. ???

 

[Painted Pony]

So uhh, I'm on this forum called zooville....

Or it could be the perfect thing to say. Imagine getting a, "me too!"

Is there a zooville tat for that?

 

[Pillar]

Oh, wow, look, a bird and a plane! Tee hee! ?

 

[Painted Pony]

That would be a bird with an amazingly hard cock.

 

[K9California]

Is it supposed to look like that?

 

[Flying Dutchman]

Oh, wow, look, a bird and a plane! Tee hee! ?

???

 

[TaintedPetXoX]

"Giddy up cowboy!"

 

[Joelus88]

Is it in yet?

 

[FordLannock]

Sorry, thought I could time my fart with your queef!

 

[Furf2b2b]

ARF ? HARK ??? Did I hear the Queef Monster Fart Again ??

 

[Pillar]

"Giddy up cowboy!"

I'm all yours, cowgirl! ?

 

[Laurie]

Do you think they’ll ever find a cure for AIDS?

 

[Pillar]

Do you think they’ll ever find a cure for AIDS?

A little bit of dark humor here... You probably don't want to say this during sex.

 

[CK4957 STD]

• How do you know this fuck was bad?
• Because I've had enough bad sex to be familiar with the signs

 

[sara2020sara]

"Your dad's better"

 

[pes]

"Get that dog away from me"

 

[Pillar]

I'd rather be in the garage.

 

[Knotty Paws]

A little bit of dark humor here... You probably don't want to say this during sex.

So get Peter and his friends to sing it instead. ?

 

[Pillar]

Do you have any strawberry milk?

 

[Shroudedx]

Do you have any strawberry milk?

I mean if period sex a cream pie could become some ?

 

[KnotCrazy]

This feels soooo much better after picking those scabs off....

 

[Stay Wet]

I can't find your opening, too many layers to poke in.