Top things not to say during sex
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knottyguymke
Guest
"Your money's on the dresser, chocolate"
M
Mickflare
Guest
You smell just like my dead mother
Painted Pony
BANNED
...short and stout...
Painted Pony
BANNED
...which is a reliable description of my cock. It never occurred to me before now.
FutureSugarDaddy
Tourist
Your skin would make a nice coat
That's dark. Very dark.
I shouldn't be doing this, "Lord Jesus" would be very upset with me.
FutureSugarDaddy
Tourist
A masochist would love that statement, LOL. ?
Uhm, you're sure it's me you want, and the other guy over there? ... ?
Painted Pony
BANNED
Okay baby girl, we're all ready, let me step up and - don't step back. Don't. Get off. Augh!
Painted Pony
BANNED
Hum, Bahbug.
Tgzoogirl
BANNED
Well I am a sadist.
FutureSugarDaddy
Tourist
*sneezes* Sorry, I'm waiting on my COVID-19 results
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Stoli
Guest
You're not communicating with me!
AppleGrassi
Zooville Settler
bad time for earrape?
put your back into it
use your brain
time to go spelunking
oh fiddlesticks
oh *insert stupid stand-in for expletive here-
this will make visits to the pre-k awkward
what do you mean i am in the wrong-- oh
w-wait b-babe i have the runs don--
3 inches, take it or leave it
put your back into it
use your brain
time to go spelunking
oh fiddlesticks
oh *insert stupid stand-in for expletive here-
this will make visits to the pre-k awkward
what do you mean i am in the wrong-- oh
w-wait b-babe i have the runs don--
3 inches, take it or leave it
I AM funny.