Top things not to say during sex

[420Fatty]

The dorito dewtini is the best drink ever.

 

[someotherdude2]

Let's get this party started

 

[Bigpaws_Bear]

Damn Mom, No wonder dad married you.

 

[Wolfdreamer40000]

Here comes the chu chu train, chuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu chuuuuuuuuuuuuu

 

[Wolfdreamer40000]

And boom goes the dynamite

 

[Furf2b2b]

ARF !!! Knott UP MY CaBoose ~~~!!!!

 

[Stoli]

What's your mom's name?

 

[CritterFunatic]

"Call me daddy, call me daddy! Why? Because I am!"

 

[TogglesHappyZoo]

"Wanna grab the dog and make this a threesome?"

uhhh this is a win for me in bed x3

 

[TogglesHappyZoo]

"Mmm, gimme daddies cummie wummies, uwu!"

 

[Stoli]

Do you take checks?

 

[Kynophile]

I'm resigning from the Junior Anti-Sex League. Down with Big Brother!

 

[Furf2b2b]

Arf? So? You got Rear End Ed , Those's are Some BIG Hem a Riod's You got now !!!!!

 

[Pillar]

Do you take checks?

Not if they bounce.

 

[Stoli]

Not if they bounce.

Uhh... How about an IOU?

 

[FloofyNewfie]

You're actually willing to have sex with me? Wow, there must be something really wrong with you then!

 

[Pillar]

You're actually willing to have sex with me? Wow, there must be something really wrong with you then!

I think this to myself all the time if I think a woman's hitting one me, LOL. ?

 

[Stoli]

I'm not looking for judgement, just a yes or no. Can you assimilate a giraffe?

 

[FloofyNewfie]

I'm not looking for judgement, just a yes or no. Can you assimilate a giraffe?

Oh god! Lol. That would be just as bad as asking a girl if she'd like to get Shwifty with you!

 

[Stoli]

WHERE ARE MY TESTICLES, SUMMER?

 

[Furf2b2b]

ARF ? OMG ? What an ASSHOLE You have? CAN You pull IT over HEAD ? As An Umbellia ?

p.s. All ? How many type of asshole are there ????? Flaming for one ! ?????? Card Carring ?

 

[Pillar]

Oh god! Lol. That would be just as bad as asking a girl if she'd like to get Shwifty with you!

What is shwifty?

 

[Pillar]

WHERE ARE MY TESTICLES, SUMMER?

I'm wearing them.

 

[Pillar]

I like the X-Men.

 

[CritterFunatic]

What is shwifty?

This is it:

 

[Furf2b2b]

ARF? You did what ? Where ? an LOL to for above !

 

[Pillar]

I would actually say "let's get shwifty" as a bad joke. ?

 

[Furf2b2b]

ARF Robot VACUM cleaner Gagg's on the Swifties left behind !!!Watch out

 

[Stoli]

Dammit, you got whipped cream all over the dogs

 

[Pillar]

I think I'm going to go read the Bible instead...