Top things not to say during sex
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Painted Pony
BANNED
*giggle*
(Actually, my last human lover and I would be watching Three's Company while I mounted her from behind, and we'd laugh and carry on until the end credits, when I'd finish her up. Good times.)
(Actually, my last human lover and I would be watching Three's Company while I mounted her from behind, and we'd laugh and carry on until the end credits, when I'd finish her up. Good times.)
S
Stoli
Guest
Are you picking your nose?
Yeah I am.
S
Stoli
Guest
Hey baby, let's do nasal
But you don't have a pencil dick, and I'm not into men.
S
Stoli
Guest
I meant don't say that during sex lol
I'm not gay I just like getting fucked by dogs... I shouldn't say that during sex either
Furf2b2b
Citizen of Zooville
ARF ? You like K9 too then !! MMMMM
S
Stoli
Guest
Are you coming or having another stroke?
Don't turn the lights on, it's that time of the month.
Define "incest"
Don't turn the lights on, it's that time of the month.
Define "incest"
NorthernViking
Lurker
"Do i have shit on my dick? Well it must be yours so you better clean up your mess"
PrivateJerker
Lurker
Sorry, I nodded off. Oh we're still going?
Painted Pony
BANNED
What? I didn't feel anything...
Reconscope
Supreme Citizen of ZV
My gosh your doing it in the ear!!! (Wife to guy)
I guess that makes me a mindfucker, huh?
Beastman666
Tourist
Shhhhh.......go back to sleep
KingHiddenone
Tourist
Dad? Is that you?
KingHiddenone
Tourist
Top of the morning to you laddies
Where's me drink?
ZooDogLover320
Citizen of Zooville
My dog knows 2 commands. "wanna get your dick out?" and "wanna go for a walk?" Well, just don't say the second one while knotted.
