Top things not to say during sex

[Pillar]

Don't tell me that's a rat in your fridge.

 

[hoju]

"Fuck me like my dog"

That could actually end up being the best thing to say during sex, as many here would agree i'm sure.

My turn: "Wanna come to my Sweet 16"?

 

[dogfuck1900]

Babes I think you got a yeast infection down there.

 

[Tgzoogirl]

That could actually end up being the best thing to say during sex, as many here would agree i'm sure.

My turn: "Wanna come to my Sweet 16"?

Why not. I already went to your Sweet 15 and had your sister.

 

[Hirndille]

"I need to shart" or
"I sharted"

 

[Pillar]

Roger that!

 

[hoju]

Hi it's Vince from ShamWow, you'll be saying wow every time you use this towel!

 

[FloofyNewfie]

What do you mean not everyone's cock bends in a 90 degrees angle! I thought that was normal!?

 

[Pillar]

Here kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty....

 

[FloofyNewfie]

Wanna see a party trick? I can cum in you in about .2 seconds, I can demonstrate if you'd like?

 

[Pillar]

GET TO THE CHOPPER!!!

 

[DanChrist]

What do you mean you have a gag reflex? Why didn't you tell me that before we got married?

 

[FloofyNewfie]

What do you mean you have a gag reflex? Why didn't you tell me that before we got married?

All I gotta say is, "Yikes!"


Edit: I just realized that my reply to you could also be something not to say during sex! Lol

 

[Pillar]

Polly wanna cracker.

 

[CritterFunatic]

Agh! My pacemaker!

 

[MareButtUddrrLovrr]

I would post more things...had I had more days of sex in the past.

 

[Sevens]

What's that smell

 

[Pillar]

Fuck this I'm out.

 

[CritterFunatic]

I know I said I'll pull out before... uhm... You're on the pill, right?

 

[Kynophile]

Your labia are so shapely, like Audrey II. Is your vagina going to sing to me?

 

[Chefdan]

Would you like to borrow my razor

 

[Wolfdreamer40000]

"Whoopie!"

 

[Wolfdreamer40000]

"I'm just trying to remember the last time I showered"

 

[Wolfdreamer40000]

Hurry up! This room rents by the Hour!

 

[Wolfdreamer40000]

"Uhnnnnnngh," or "Uhhhnnnnnggggghhhh"? The editors of Penthouse are sticklers for detail.

 

[Kynophile]

M for Mischa! M for Mischa!

 

[Pillar]

I like Vladimir Putin.

 

[Wolfdreamer40000]

Is that you I smell or is it your mattress stuffed with rotten potatoes?

 

[hoju]

Get ready baby, cause here comes the guck!

 

[Gigelina]

bad girl/boy, down