Top things not to say during sex

[Pillar]

The condom you brought sucks.

 

[Bigpaws_Bear]

You didn't study hard enough!

What do you mean that's four inches?! I measured it myself!

Those were AOL Inches.

 

[Painted Pony]

Those were AOL Inches.

Well fuck me running. You trust somebody just one time.

How could my condom suck? I don't use the things, I like flesh against flesh.

 

[AppleGrassi]

oh god i missed

 

[Furf2b2b]

Kwiff Kwiff Kwifff , Is that your pussy farting again ?

 

[IAmAFunGuy]

Honey do you mind if I use the homemade condom? You mean the one made frozen horse cum?

 

[AppleGrassi]

Honey do you mind if I use the homemade condom? You mean the one made frozen horse cum?

ow, something that cold on the most sensitive part on the body... idk about that

 

[Pillar]

Is my dick too small?

 

[Painted Pony]

Is my dick too small?

What do you mean you don't can't tell?

 

[Pillar]

How old did you say you are again?

 

[AppleGrassi]

why are you wearing a condom?! im fucking you with a strap-on!

 

[Pillar]

This is boring, I'm going to go shag a sheep.

 

[AppleGrassi]

so happy to keep the best genes in the family

 

[Pillar]

I sell propane and propane accessories.

 

[AppleGrassi]

I sell propane and propane accessories.

idk man, that sounds kinda hot to me

 

[Pillar]

I'm going to kick your ass!

 

[AppleGrassi]

Tunnel snakes rule!

 

[Reconscope]

Ha ha you got the chronavirus

 

[Pillar]

What the hell is THAT hoo-hah?

 

[Reconscope]

Are you worth the effort

 

[Pillar]

Effort? Nah. *shakes head no*

 

[Pillar]

I've given enough effort already, god damn it!

 

[IAmAFunGuy]

I TOLD YOU NOT TO STICK YOUR DICK IN A TOASTER, AND HERE YOU FUCKING DID IT AGAIN

 

[Pillar]

I'm old.

 

[IAmAFunGuy]

I thought you said you were born in 99.. wait did you meant 1899?

 

[Pillar]

Do I need to change your diapers?

 

[Reconscope]

Im not a machine

 

[Reconscope]

Let the dog take over

 

[Pillar]

Even though I'm not a dom, I am in control.

 

[AppleGrassi]

what are you doing step-bro?