Top things not to say during sex

[Joelus88]

Omg mummy .... ?

 

[420Fatty]

*long sigh* I can't do this anymore. I'm not gonna give you that tired "It's not you, it's me" line because bitch it is 100% you. I don't know where shit went wrong but I'm not happy anymore, So I'm just gonna leave, not sure if I'm coming back.

 

[Phenex7]

"Your mom is tighter"

 

[Pillar]

Do you need a manual?

Actually, I do. Maybe more than one.

 

[EstridLes]

You most certainly don't take after your father

 

[mavericksboy]

Go ahead and start whenever you want.....

 

[Tgzoogirl]

Are you in yet? If you're in I can't feel it.

 

[IAmAFunGuy]

"I didn't realize you were my brother..."

 

[Tgzoogirl]

I'm bored. Going to watch Jeopardy.

 

[Pillar]

Forget jeopardy, I'm watching wheel of fortune.

 

[Hewflungpew]

Outside, cause then my dogs will go nuts to go play.

 

[420Fatty]

"Shhhh, Mommy doesn't have to know."

 

[Pillar]

Fuck this, I'm going to watch the ball game.

 

[Ingo69]

Am I already in?

 

[Pillar]

I'm scared.

 

[Pillar]

You know what? I don't want to do this anymore. ? Get the dog, he's a better lover anyway.

 

[Pillar]

Goddamnit, I thought this was going to be just a gangbang, not a bukakke!

 

[Zlob1960]

I dont think i can take more than 5 dildos in there any more since the operation

 

[420Fatty]

If you tell anyone about this I will fucking kill you.

 

[Zlob1960]

If you don't tell mummy I will be your best freind sis

 

[Pillar]

You disgust me.

 

[Phenex7]

Whats that smell?

 

[Painted Pony]

You disgust me.

Wait - I thought you were disgusting me.

 

[Tgzoogirl]

You missed.

 

[Tgzoogirl]

Don't worry, this will only hurt you.

 

[Pillar]

I wish you were dead. I like it with dead girls more

MORBID POST WARNING

At least dead people don't judge!

 

[Pillar]

Don't worry. Just let me hang myself on this hook here...

(Man, this is getting kind of eerie)

 

[Painted Pony]

You missed.

I hate it when that happens!

 

[Pillar]

You need to get back with your ex. You're not worth my time anymore.

 

[Tgzoogirl]

You need to get back with your ex. You're not worth my time anymore.

Meanie.