Top things not to say during sex

[Zlob1960]

I do hope we can do this again before you die... how old are you again.....wow 100...... ok I'll be back in an hour

 

[Pillar]

Let me just grab my walking cane.

 

[Zlob1960]

Ill start first and you catch up with me

 

[Mikki]

Had some fun in the bar yesterday with a ?

 

[Zlob1960]

So tell me again why I have to to your cock in my mouth

 

[Seven]

Dont fall asleep durring sex while shes on top of you and start mumbaling about something to do with need for speed most wanted which you jad been playing earlier in the evening... it doesnt end well...... Swear im not speaking from experience..... Lol

 

[Mikki]

Did you went shopping today?

 

[420Fatty]

Mmmmm, I've watched 3 family members die since trump took office, number 4 is on the way out soon.

 

[Bigpaws_Bear]

I hope your crying because your happy.

 

[Zlob1960]

Just don't bit down so HARD next time

 

[Pillar]

Are you dissapointed yet?

 

[Zlob1960]

I thought you said you could last for 10 minutes. It's only been 30 seconds.......

 

[Pillar]

I thought you said you could last for 10 minutes. It's only been 30 seconds.......

Didn't you say hurry up a minute ago? Now that it's done you say you want more? ?

 

[Zlob1960]

The last time I could barely get two fingers in now I can get my whole hand in ... WHAT the hell have you been using.....

 

[Pillar]

You had to get the cheapest condom you could buy, didn't you?

 

[Zlob1960]

I am not using a salt and viniger crisp packet again

 

[StallionLovingCatgirl]

Can you hurry this up, I'm bored.

 

[Erja]

Ik have to user IT again, ok ?

 

[Bigpaws_Bear]

Honestly? you drove me out here in the mountains to see the city lights and make out, & the ONLY thing you have for Lube is a Chapstick?

 

[Pillar]

Are you sure you're into me?

 

[Pillar]

I insist that you don't like me, and if you think you do, you ought to spend some more quality time with me.

 

[Bigpaws_Bear]

you told me you were hung, Had I known at the time you meant By the neck, I'd not be here now.

 

[Pillar]

Here, check out this other guy's tinder, he's a better match for you than me!

 

[swampy]

Do you have false teeth you can take out?

 

[420Fatty]

I know it hurts but Daddy's not done yet.

 

[IAmAFunGuy]

Why is your cock an innie?

 

[SunshineDaydream]

“Whoopdeedoo here cumms the goo!”

 

[Pillar]

I thought you would better than this.

 

[EstridLes]

Do you need a manual?

 

[swampy]

O its you I thought it was the dog