Top things not to say during sex

[420Fatty]

Are you serious with this? What happened down there? Are you addicted to getting fisted or did you give birth yesterday?

 

[Zlob1960]

If you were asleep it woukd fit innso much better

 

[Mammal-lover]

Your little brother let's me fuck his ass why you being such a bitch about it?

 

[Pillar]

L'eggo my Eggo!

 

[Mammal-lover]

Now that you are all tied up lets see those pretty insides.

Oh shit my husband is home!

As he cums in her he whispers in her ear enjoy the STDs

You need stop moaning and start whimpering.

Can I cut off your ear?

(As shes sitting on his face or vice versa or whatever) honey I think I have diarrhea

 

[Mikki]

No no Im going to pull it out and then make a phonecall ?

 

[Pillar]

No no Im going to pull it out and then make a phonecall ?

Can you call the plumber? The water seems broke down here.

 

[Zlob1960]

Listen.... If you can't get it up any more ill just have to find some one who can

 

[Zlob1960]

If you would rather fuck a frozen chicken than me thats fine .....

 

[Mikki]

I like your mother

 

[Zlob1960]

I prefer your grandmother boobs

 

[Mammal-lover]

Do we have any tuna for your cat?

 

[Zlob1960]

Put your hand in further you might find some in there

 

[420Fatty]

Mmmmm, We should burn the house and leave the kids.

 

[Zlob1960]

Eat the kids burn you blow up the house

 

[420Fatty]

Oh baby I can feel your edges, Wanna go to a Cradle of Filth show after this?

 

[IAmAFunGuy]

Why is your cum look like pen ink?

 

[Pillar]

Oh baby I can feel your edges, Wanna go to a Cradle of Filth show after this?

The Goth nymphos would love this. They are the kinky types too, but never had any luck there.

 

[Zlob1960]

I am sure I have seen your face before.... ohhh thats it...it was on that wanted poster

 

[420Fatty]

Condom? Do I look like I'm made of money?

 

[Pillar]

Fuck me? No, fuck you.

 

[Zlob1960]

Do you think when you do the cleaning you can get rid of the cobwebs from the ceiling.......

 

[Zlob1960]

How long are you going to keep using that pump ... it isnt going to get any bigger than that.. 3 inches now wow great fantastic that us going to do so much damage .........

 

[Mike4k9]

Your sister is much tighter.

 

[FloofyNewfie]

Don't worry, I've rinsed out old reliable. *while holding up condom*

 

[Zlob1960]

But yhis confom ive had 5 years i used it over 10 times and its never split like this before

 

[FloofyNewfie]

Don't worry, dick rot isn't contagious. It just smells bad.

 

[shazzel6]

Your sister is much tighter.

Or even worse "my sister is much tighter"

 

[shazzel6]

The wrong name

 

[Pillar]

You call *that* a penis?