Top things not to say during sex

[Furf2b2b]

Why is there A Door Knob In Your Tail Hole??

 

[bootbucket]

that wasn't a fart

 

[knotinterested]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Zzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[CetaceanLover23]

Here's Johny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Furf2b2b]

Is that a Snail Trail on the Sheet's ?

 

[knotinterested]

Did I leave the light on in the bathroom?

 

[CK4957 STD]

I need to turn the light on for a while and have a chuckle.

 

[knotinterested]

Is that it?

 

[Bigpaws_Bear]

"Hold my beer."

 

[knotarguing]

Have you gained weight lately?

 

[knotarguing]

Why aren't you hard?

Well... I was having sex with your dog a hour ago

 

[calivoyeur75]

can you pass the lube mom

 

[knotinterested]

Did I fall asleep

 

[Erja]

Ik already wanted to do this for the last 78 years.

 

[calivoyeur75]

You have any penicillin laying around?

 

[bootbucket]

are you ready for the best 5 seconds of your life!

 

[knotinterested]

Maybe next time

 

[Furf2b2b]

WTF? Is that a Base Ball Bat in your Tail hole ?

 

[knotinterested]

Wow you're bigger than your dad

 

[Erja]

Can you handle 2 gallons of high pressure, high quality cum ?

 

[knotinterested]

High Quality Cum??? What's low quality LOL

 

[Erja]

High quality is for twins and more, low quality isnt

 

[MareButtUddrrLovrr]

But...will they be enough to fertilize my inert eggs?

 

[Furf2b2b]

Wilbur ? Is that MR.ED calling for you , Again ???

 

[WitchQueen]

I have worms in my tube......... That would scare many of them

 

[Furf2b2b]

Is that aAAAAHHH , SNAKE , SNAKE !!!!

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

 

[Erja]

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Ik dont wanne Imagine

 

[Erja]

You cant keep IT, its my dick

 

[Wasbitchpolly]