Top things not to say during sex

[MareButtUddrrLovrr]

I'm so gonna get child support from this.

 

[Furf2b2b]

AAAUUGGGHuug ,Something Grabbed ME , and is pulling ME in ???? AHHH

 

[ShadowFox88]

Sorry, I farted! (While getting head)

 

[vic96]

its okay that im streaming this right? ?

 

[ShadowFox88]

I hope you like seafood, because I have crabs.

 

[Bigpaws_Bear]

STOP SHAVING! I feel like I'm fucking a porcupine!

 

[ShadowFox88]

You feel just as good as your sister

 

[Furf2b2b]

IS That Gangrene in there ??

 

[ShadowFox88]

I can't get the image of blue waffles out of my head

 

[Furf2b2b]

OOOHH? Is that a Pickle in there tooo?

 

[ShadowFox88]

Hmmm, if I didn't know better, I would think you were smuggling cottage cheese

 

[MareButtUddrrLovrr]

Can we take a break? I think I have the runs.

 

[K9California]

Don’t need to pee anymore, just passed in your ass....

 

[Bigpaws_Bear]

Shit, I need another Line of crank and a Viagra.

 

[ShadowFox88]

Hey honey? Now that we know I am your childs baby, I have a confession to make. I am the daddy of your sisters baby, too!

 

[K9California]

Is it supposed to burn when I pee?

 

[ShadowFox88]

Woman: Honey, why does your penis taste like a Horses vagina?

 

[ShepherdLuvr]

"You should get tested"

...last fucking thing I'd want to hear lol

 

[knotinterested]

Don't you know anything?

 

[K9California]

You know I”m only 15.....

 

[knotinterested]

It's ok it happens to lots of men

 

[Bigpaws_Bear]

This one time, at Band camp....

 

[MareButtUddrrLovrr]

I want to do this again on the delivery table.

 

[Bigpaws_Bear]

"When I kiss you I taste what other guys had for lunch!!!"

 

[knotinterested]

You need to take a shower first

 

[knotinterested]

I'm really tired can we just skip it

 

[Furf2b2b]

OK ? I Stuck both Hand in ! And now ? You want ME to Clap them Now Too ?

 

[Bigpaws_Bear]

I'll be right there, just let me add my .02 Cents in this thread first.

 

[knotinterested]

This is ridicules

 

[CetaceanLover23]

Woman: Honey, why does your penis taste like a Horses vagina?

*Man: "How do you know what a horses vagina tastes like in the first place"*