Top things not to say during sex

[Noggy173]

I imagined you were my nan

 

[knotinterested]

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L M A O

 

[Erja]

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Woman are mean creatures , we cant do without them

 

[MareButtUddrrLovrr]

Are you sending someone a "safe word?"

 

[Bigpaws_Bear]

I'd appreciate it if you'd start helicoptering your dick...Let´s see if Winston Wellington is still kicking and alive.

laugh...

 

[Bigpaws_Bear]

High quality is for twins and more, low quality isnt

This just made the term "Ballroom Blitz" come instantly to mind.

 

[CK4957 STD]

- We wait...

- For what?

- l'll let you know.

 

[WitchQueen]

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I like this hahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

 

[CK4957 STD]

"I wanna play a game"...

 

[Peter]

The name of my mare. That wil be big mistake

 

[Erja]

please, dont smoke

 

[Furf2b2b]

OFFICER ? I didn't Know She was DEAD ? I thought SHE was BRITISH ? < my ex was >

 

[Erja]

Officer: you re right, she is British ..... my turn

 

[Furf2b2b]

Do I need a 2X4 ,strapped to MY ass ? So I don't fall in ?

 

[knotinterested]

I gotta go

 

[Wrongkindoflove]

I slept with a horse earlier today.

The horse was better...

 

[Furf2b2b]

Is that a Perpetrator EGG in the corner ?? IT's opening !!!! eeeewwwww

 

[knotinterested]

Ouch

 

[calivoyeur75]

oh my god it burns.....

 

[knotinterested]

I thought it would last longer then this

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

 

[Erja]

Wauw you are tight, 2 dildo s, my cock and still room for more

 

[Erja]

Daimonds for his lady my love, a saltpit for you

 

[knotinterested]

Oh we can't - I just started my period

 

[Erja]

1 week of headaches and 3 weeks of period ?? Is it me ???

 

[knotinterested]

Maybe after this we can do something fun

 

[Erja]

I can think of a 1000 things that are more fun than this

 

[knotinterested]

Here read this book to me first

 

[Erja]

Ants …. ?????