Top things not to say during sex

[knotinterested]

No Way

 

[MareButtUddrrLovrr]

Wait until I tell my boyfriend.

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

Please tell me I’m dreaming

 

[Erja]

Is that cum dripping from your snatch ?

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

Please don’t drool on me

 

[Erja]

You re even sweating cum. That dog of yours must be exausted.

 

[DLMEM202]

What time is it?

 

[knotinterested]

I've had enough

 

[JT Bullitt]

That reminded me of the Mr Bean skit when....

 

[knotinterested]

Get Out!!!

 

[ShadowFox88]

I think the condom broke!

 

[knotinterested]

What the hell???

 

[ShadowFox88]

Your tongue tastes like my dogs pussy

 

[MareButtUddrrLovrr]

How long have you had that lump inside you?

 

[knotinterested]

Wait I just want to finish this game on my phone.

 

[ShadowFox88]

Uh-huh, I wish I could help, mom, but I am doing something in my Lab.

 

[knotinterested]

You're not serious

 

[MareButtUddrrLovrr]

Wait, let me uncock my revolver.

 

[knotinterested]

How do you plan to use that thing

 

[ShadowFox88]

Man, you look like a pregnant mare

 

[DLMEM202]

How do you plan to use that thing

Relax......

 

[DLMEM202]

That's a big zit

 

[MareButtUddrrLovrr]

(staring at your face)
EWW! Can I pop that?

 

[vic96]

oops! i thought you were someome else....

 

[Erja]

No wonder, you re usually in the peep shows

 

[Erja]

Are you gone remove that cobweb between your legs

 

[knotinterested]

I could marry you

 

[Furf2b2b]

I've Never see DD Size ZIT'S before ???

 

[knotinterested]

Why don't you shave

 

[vic96]

meh...