Top things not to say during sex

[knotinterested]

What's that smell?

 

[Erja]

Are you in labor ?

 

[knotinterested]

You need a shower first

 

[Erja]

Put that pillow cover back over your head

 

[knotinterested]

If I fall asleep you can keep going without me

 

[Erja]

If you re done, please clean it and put it back in my pants

 

[knotinterested]

Maybe if you beat it for a little while first

 

[Erja]

When was the last time …. ?????

 

[calivoyeur75]

im almost there mom

 

[Bigpaws_Bear]

Room for a third?

 

[MareButtUddrrLovrr]

$500 more if you want another 5 minutes.

 

[knotinterested]

Wow that was almost good

 

[Locoluv]

Her: Who are you going to please with that little thing???
Me : ME

 

[knotinterested]

Hurry up before my ice cream melts.......

 

[KittyInHeat]

My ex did it better

 

[Erja]

Why dont you go back to your ex

 

[knotinterested]

Now I know why everyone laughs at you

 

[Erja]

My own right habd is much more sensitive

 

[MareButtUddrrLovrr]

Promise me you're not going to slap me for child support.

 

[Bigpaws_Bear]

Dad told me you were easy.

 

[knotinterested]

I wish you could make me cum

 

[Erja]

5 .... 10.... 15 ..... Ok, 20

 

[Bigpaws_Bear]

When's Supper?

 

[Erja]

Barfffff ... Top much support, sorry

 

[MareButtUddrrLovrr]

I thought your boobs were bigger.

 

[Bigpaws_Bear]

Got a Cupcake, Cupcake? lol

 

[Erja]

Can you stop cleaning the bathroom when i AM in a romantic mood

 

[Bigpaws_Bear]

I bought a mare.

 

[CK4957 STD]

Oh no, this bed was not meant for me. It's an assault on my sense of taste. I need a big compensation for the disadvantages suffered.

 

[Bigpaws_Bear]

Oh no, this bed was not meant for me. It's an assault on my sense of taste. I need a big compensation for the disadvantages suffered.

The "Proper" Reply,
STFU, you talk too much. lol