You Just Might Be a Slut - Part Five
- If you've ever worn your assplug to a dinner party, you might be a slut. *raises my hand*
Extra slut-points if you lifted the back of your dress and showed it to someone. *looks around, then raises my hand again*
- If you've ever searched for just the right kitchen utensil to fuck yourself, you might be a slut.
- If you've ever used your electric toothbrush as a sex toy, you might be a slut.
- If you buy your sex toy batteries by the case, you are impressive, and you might be a slut.
- If you've ever had your ass full of honey, you might be a slut.
Extra slut-points if your partner licked you while that honey oozed out of you, or if you dribbled that honey on their body.
*raises my hand*