Kristy
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
I'm sorry your husband is no longer with you.When my husband was alive he would get so upset with me breaking the washing machines.
Did he know what was breaking them?
I'm sorry your husband is no longer with you.When my husband was alive he would get so upset with me breaking the washing machines.
Thank you Kristy. Oh yes he knew. He would come home to me on it. Lol. I hid nothing from him.I'm sorry your husband is no longer with you.
Did he know what was breaking them?
That made me smile a lot; the image of that, and not having to hide any such thing from him.Thank you Kristy. Oh yes he knew. He would come home to me on it. Lol. I hid nothing from him.
Thats nice Kristy. Im glad it made smile. He was a great guy. Supported me in all my crazy animal adventures. Even the ones he questioned lol.That made me smile a lot; the image of that, and not having to hide any such thing from him.
That's beautiful!Thats nice Kristy. Im glad it made smile. He was a great guy. Supported me in all my crazy animal adventures. Even the ones he questioned lol.
Your very welcome. I love what you have been saying and expressing.That's beautiful!
I also want to thank-you for all the "Loves" you've given me, recently. I deeply appreciate that quite a lot.
My washing machine position doesn't allow for any of that! I have a really good gear stick in my Land Rover, and my Nissan....You Just Might Be a Slut - Part Four
- If you can't give another woman a massage without rubfucking yourself on the back of her thigh, you just might be a slut.
- If you have frequent, hot sexdreams and always wake up DYING to fuck one of your bedpartners, and you do, you might be a slut.
- If you need all your fingers, and some or all of your toes to count all your orgasms for one day, you might be a slut.
- If you have ever straddled a corner of your washing machine during an out-of-balance spin cycle, you just might be a slut.
(I see some of you raising your hands!)
- If you have ever loaded your washing machine incorrectly, ON PURPOSE to CAUSE it to spin out-of-balance, then gone for a ride on it, you ARE definitely a slut!
Gear sticks and tow balls are funMy washing machine position doesn't allow for any of that! I have a really good gear stick in my Land Rover, and my Nissan....
Oh yes, I've heard some amazing things about you and those gear shifts, you wild thing...My washing machine position doesn't allow for any of that! I have a really good gear stick in my Land Rover, and my Nissan....
This can be worked around if you are really keen of some centrifugal-spinning-play-time. Hold a hard thing of suitable size against the wacher and yourself. Stand, relax and enjoy the machine.My washing machine position doesn't allow for any of that!
While they are stationary, I hope?I have a really good gear stick in my Land Rover, and my Nissan....
Yes, stationary! My washing machine is a nicely balanced Bosch and under a counter. There are plenty of toys in this house!This can be worked around if you are really keen of some centrifugal-spinning-play-time. Hold a hard thing of suitable size against the wacher and yourself. Stand, relax and enjoy the machine.
While they are stationary, I hope?
There is always toys in the house. Its all about being creativeYes, stationary! My washing machine is a nicely balanced Bosch and under a counter. There are plenty of toys in this house!
Or prioritize what you spend money on.There is always toys in the house. Its all about being creative
Ex CPA here so I know all about that. Lol. I had a knotty trip fund and a toy fund built into my month expenses. LolOr prioritize what you spend money on.
Because of the huge amount of sex toys you had acquired? ?All about checks & balances. I was able to retire early because of it
My spending right, and the ROI from the toys lolBecause of the huge amount of sex toys you had acquired? ?
might you be a fan of Jeff Foxworthy? ?You Just Might Be a Slut - Part Four
- If you can't give another woman a massage without rubfucking yourself on the back of her thigh, you just might be a slut.
- If you have frequent, hot sexdreams and always wake up DYING to fuck one of your bedpartners, and you do, you might be a slut.
- If you need all your fingers, and some or all of your toes to count all your orgasms for one day, you might be a slut.
- If you have ever straddled a corner of your washing machine during an out-of-balance spin cycle, you just might be a slut.
(I see some of you raising your hands!)
- If you have ever loaded your washing machine incorrectly, ON PURPOSE to CAUSE it to spin out-of-balance, then gone for a ride on it, you ARE definitely a slut!
Honey, I know I laughed but I am also very sorry he is no longer with us. Did you ever tell him it was you fucking the machine that was breaking them?When my husband was alive he would get so upset with me breaking the washing machines.
Don't encourage her, that is the last thing she needs. Just call her what she is...and to think that Land Rover started as farm equipment. I suppose it's come full circle, then, hasn't it? ?
Oh he knew sweety. And thank youHoney, I know I laughed but I am also very sorry he is no longer with us. Did you ever tell him it was you fucking the machine that was breaking them?
In some way & form i imagine i would like it...Do you like being called a slut... ...the people who are watching might call you that but do you like being called that?
Being called a slut during sex i feel would endow you with a compliment.When a human sex partner calls me a slut, that also turns me on a LOT, because I have earned that title from them, I assure you.
From them, it is often in the context of "hot slut," "slutty tease," "slut tease," "slutty pussy tease," etc. A partner pulling my hair and screaming, "Oh fuck! Suck my pussy and make me cum hard, you fucking slut!" will send me almost to orgasm without touching myself. "OMG! You're such a slut!" also works nicely, and is usually while I'm being a merciless tease.
I've got a similar limit to some versions:A few other things about the slut word:
- I dislike being called a dirty slut, nasty slut or filthy slut during sex or in any situation. I don't regard myself as dirty, nasty or filthy, even though I often am, in the opinion of some.
As hot as you are on that gear shift, when you have someone driving while you shift gears like that,My washing machine position doesn't allow for any of that! I have a really good gear stick in my Land Rover, and my Nissan....
Especially if it is a car with an automatic gear box. Pinching muscles to die for!As hot as you are on that gear shift, when you have someone driving while you shift gears like that,
you come back and let us know, Vixen!
Yes, but I love his wife much, much more.might you be a fan of Jeff Foxworthy? ?
Thank-you for finding and commenting on that post. I appreciate that! I knew it was buried back there, somewhere.In some way & form i imagine i would like it...
(I specifically write 'would', because depression, social anxiety and agoraphobia don't make any kind of dating viable for me, let alone easy )
As it's a part of the 'small talk during sex', being called something can definitely add to the flavor.
Kristy already kinda described it:
Being called a slut during sex i feel would endow you with a compliment.
I do think it has a tad of submissiveness too it though, at least for me.
Being called an 'angel' or a 'goddess' or something would be putting you on a high pedestal - being called a 'bitch' or 'slut' is a lot more demeaning, but at least it still means 'hey, (at least) you're good / great for sex'.
To give a few more examples, together with Kristy's suggestion of getting your hair pulled (thx for the suggestion ) i'd envision my sexual partner, after my violent orgasm nummer 7 or something, asking me 'wow, you are one horny little slut, aren't you?'
And to add to being called a slut, i think there's added taste to calling yourself one; by answering him 'yes sir, i àm a horny little slut'. ?
I've got a similar limit to some versions:
While i'd definitely still accept terms like 'dirty slut' or 'nasty slut' (because things like swallowing horsecum or being decked by several dogs def. falls in the dirty and nasty categories in my book), the minute it turns into 'useless slut' or 'worthless slut'... it starts to rub me the wrong way.
That's where that last sliver of compliment falls away, and it turns into an insult for me (as in 'not even as a slut you're usefull' ? ).
To elaborate on the sex-talk department:
do you guys like it if we moan out stuff like 'fuck me harder' or 'god, you're wrecking me'..?
And can we also turn it into a possible demeaning thing, like mocking you with 'is this really the best you can do?' ?
??Since the thread title is "Slut," I think this fits here.
It was somewhere in the middle of the night, and not all four of my housemate were asleep. I was sleeping on my side, facing my sluttiest one, and she woke me while gently trying to slide my leg between her thighs.
I slid my arm over her waist, and though our bedroom is pitch-dark at night, my mouth found hers. She whimpered into my mouth while our tongues hotly fucked each other. My hand slid to her silky-smooth, soaking-wet pussy, making her yelp and kiss me harder when my finger slid into her.
I felt her entire body tense and tighten. My hand was soaked with her juice, and her pussy was convulsing around my finger when she parted our kiss only enough to utter, "Fuck...Kristie...please make me cum..."
I spoke into her open mouth, "Oooohhhh, how I love you...fuck you, baby..."
"Oh fuck...fuck you Kristie...oh fuck...fuck you...fuck me...cumming...cumming..."
It was very nice, indeed.