Deep quotes you heard or made up?

[Knutshack]

If friends were money, I'd rather have four quarters than a hundred pennies

I didn't make it up

 

[dartel]

"Expect people to let you down, you'll NEVER be disappointed."

 

[Knutshack]

The chances of meeting someone here is close to that of winning the lottery. Very few will get the opportunity, even fewer more than once

 

[Knutshack]

It's impossible for a perfect world to exist because without imperfections, you couldn't prove it's perfection

 

[Hewflungpew]

If brains were dynamite most humans couldn't blow their nose!

 

[Hewflungpew]

Truth:

 

[Hewflungpew]

Think ya used enough dynamite there butch?

 

[dartel]

"A revolution forged in bloodshed can justify any kind of violence as long as it proclaims to have a cause."

 

[dartel]

"It’s the little things that kill. The things you don’t notice until they’re hurtling toward you. The tiny things you forget about until all of a sudden they’re critical."

 

[dartel]

"I've seen the future. Know what it is? It's a 47 year old virgin sitting around in his basement drinking a banana broccoli shake singing I'm an Oscar Meyer wiener."

 

[ouppypawζ]

Ergo Sum. (Therefore I am.)
In a world where her bridge was built, this fool decided to build her own.
Thats two. Second one I made up.

 

[Sedirae]

Ergo Sum. (Therefore I am.)
In a world where her bridge was built, this fool decided to build her own.
Thats two. Second one I made up.

That's probably why it isn't deep.

 

[ouppypawζ]

I dont get it

 

[dartel]

"I've never Googled myself, I'm too busy masturbating like a normal man."

 

[HisLoreBegan]

Envy is the thievery of joy ~ not mine. I live by it.

 

[dartel]

"[Power Ranger] putties are like fat-free bad guys. All of the violence, none of the guilt."

 

[dartel]

"It's always the same. The bigger the sword, the smaller the brain."

 

[dartel]

"When I can't get something to work, I usually just hit it with an axe."

 

[humananimal]

"When I can't get something to work, I usually just hit it with an axe."

A better solution : read the manual

 

[dartel]

A better solution : read the manual

Something tells me Goldar can't read.

 

[KitsuneMichiru]

There is a fine line between genius and insanity, and I like to play hopscotch!

 

[dartel]

"Keep your friends close, keep your enemies under constant surveillance."

 

[FenrirSoul]

"Life is like a competition, and mostly of the time i dont feel like running...."

 

[dartel]

"The heart does not recognize boundaries on a map, or wars or political policies. The heart does, as the heart does."

 

[Meg97]

"Don't argue with idiots and fools. If You have to - argue with intelligent people only" ?

 

[GodOfSin]

"One of the greatest human failings, is the idea that it's more important to be right, than to be effective."

- Stephen Fry

 

[humananimal]

Was it here I saw the drawing ? Not sure.

Death with his cloak and scythe is in a house to claim a man.
He laughs and point fingers at him “you can‘t take me, I am in the living room!”

 

[dartel]

"Nobody assaults the immortal Dracula with snowballs."

 

[kyle_62]

I can’t make a decision on an issue 10 minutes from now, next week or next month…or yesterday. I can only choose for the now

 

[Leo Invictus Imp Aug]

"Whether you think you can or you think you cannot, you´re probably right"