Deep quotes you heard or made up?

[dartel]

"It’s the little things that kill. The things you don’t notice until they’re hurtling toward you. The tiny things you forget about until all of a sudden they’re critical."

 

[dartel]

"I've seen the future. Know what it is? It's a 47 year old virgin sitting around in his basement drinking a banana broccoli shake singing I'm an Oscar Meyer wiener."

 

[ouppypawζ]

Ergo Sum. (Therefore I am.)
In a world where her bridge was built, this fool decided to build her own.
Thats two. Second one I made up.

 

[Sedirae]

Ergo Sum. (Therefore I am.)
In a world where her bridge was built, this fool decided to build her own.
Thats two. Second one I made up.

That's probably why it isn't deep.

 

[ouppypawζ]

I dont get it

 

[dartel]

"I've never Googled myself, I'm too busy masturbating like a normal man."

 

[HisLoreBegan]

Envy is the thievery of joy ~ not mine. I live by it.

 

[dartel]

"[Power Ranger] putties are like fat-free bad guys. All of the violence, none of the guilt."

 

[dartel]

"It's always the same. The bigger the sword, the smaller the brain."

 

[dartel]

"When I can't get something to work, I usually just hit it with an axe."

 

[humananimal]

"When I can't get something to work, I usually just hit it with an axe."

A better solution : read the manual

 

[dartel]

A better solution : read the manual

Something tells me Goldar can't read.

 

[KitsuneMichiru]

There is a fine line between genius and insanity, and I like to play hopscotch!

 

[dartel]

"Keep your friends close, keep your enemies under constant surveillance."

 

[FenrirSoul]

"Life is like a competition, and mostly of the time i dont feel like running...."

 

[dartel]

"The heart does not recognize boundaries on a map, or wars or political policies. The heart does, as the heart does."

 

[Meg97]

"Don't argue with idiots and fools. If You have to - argue with intelligent people only" ?

 

[GodOfSin]

"One of the greatest human failings, is the idea that it's more important to be right, than to be effective."

- Stephen Fry

 

[humananimal]

Was it here I saw the drawing ? Not sure.

Death with his cloak and scythe is in a house to claim a man.
He laughs and point fingers at him “you can‘t take me, I am in the living room!”

 

[dartel]

"Nobody assaults the immortal Dracula with snowballs."

 

[kyle_62]

I can’t make a decision on an issue 10 minutes from now, next week or next month…or yesterday. I can only choose for the now

 

[Leo Invictus Imp Aug]

"Whether you think you can or you think you cannot, you´re probably right"

 

[AshAndDust]

Fall is not a fail
Fall is a fall
Fail is a fail

 

[seahorse999]

"What is grief, if not love persevering" - (Captain America: Civil War)

 

[darkwolf2k6]

When in doubt, go left. You never know what's right.

 

[dartel]

"Nothing like irrational prejudice to lower the IQ few dozen points."

 

[humananimal]

What happens when two gay men confuses the wall paper glue and the lubricant?

The wall paper falls down ?

 

[kyle_62]

Every now and then, you just need to be silly

 

[SacWolf]

Be the person your dog thinks you are.

 

[humananimal]

when at home the child told that today the teacher leaned forward and one of her lungs fell out!