Deep quotes you heard or made up?

[GingerUnicorn]

"It will be okay in the end, and if it's not okay? Then it's not the end"

Say that one a lot in my day to day
Think it's attributed to John Lennon

 

[dartel]

"I found that if you have a goal, that you might not reach it. But if you don't have one, then you will never disappoint."

 

[dartel]

"You're about as useful as a cock flavored lollipop."

 

[Animale]

" they day we are born we start to die"

"we are all broken but the cracks are what allow the light in"

 

[dartel]

"The alternative to talking is not talking. And I do not believe that not talking with our adversaries has any chance of turning them into our friends."

 

[Animale]

"it is better to stay quiet and appear ignorant than to open your mouth and remove all doubt"

 

[Knutshack]

If friends were money, I'd rather have four quarters than a hundred pennies

I didn't make it up

 

[dartel]

"Expect people to let you down, you'll NEVER be disappointed."

 

[Knutshack]

The chances of meeting someone here is close to that of winning the lottery. Very few will get the opportunity, even fewer more than once

 

[Knutshack]

It's impossible for a perfect world to exist because without imperfections, you couldn't prove it's perfection

 

[Hewflungpew]

If brains were dynamite most humans couldn't blow their nose!

 

[Hewflungpew]

Truth:

 

[Hewflungpew]

Think ya used enough dynamite there butch?

 

[dartel]

"A revolution forged in bloodshed can justify any kind of violence as long as it proclaims to have a cause."

 

[dartel]

"It’s the little things that kill. The things you don’t notice until they’re hurtling toward you. The tiny things you forget about until all of a sudden they’re critical."

 

[dartel]

"I've seen the future. Know what it is? It's a 47 year old virgin sitting around in his basement drinking a banana broccoli shake singing I'm an Oscar Meyer wiener."

 

[ouppypawζ]

Ergo Sum. (Therefore I am.)
In a world where her bridge was built, this fool decided to build her own.
Thats two. Second one I made up.

 

[Sedirae]

Ergo Sum. (Therefore I am.)
In a world where her bridge was built, this fool decided to build her own.
Thats two. Second one I made up.

That's probably why it isn't deep.

 

[ouppypawζ]

I dont get it

 

[dartel]

"I've never Googled myself, I'm too busy masturbating like a normal man."

 

[HisLoreBegan]

Envy is the thievery of joy ~ not mine. I live by it.

 

[dartel]

"[Power Ranger] putties are like fat-free bad guys. All of the violence, none of the guilt."

 

[dartel]

"It's always the same. The bigger the sword, the smaller the brain."

 

[dartel]

"When I can't get something to work, I usually just hit it with an axe."

 

[humananimal]

"When I can't get something to work, I usually just hit it with an axe."

A better solution : read the manual

 

[dartel]

A better solution : read the manual

Something tells me Goldar can't read.

 

[KitsuneMichiru]

There is a fine line between genius and insanity, and I like to play hopscotch!

 

[dartel]

"Keep your friends close, keep your enemies under constant surveillance."

 

[FenrirSoul]

"Life is like a competition, and mostly of the time i dont feel like running...."

 

[dartel]

"The heart does not recognize boundaries on a map, or wars or political policies. The heart does, as the heart does."