Deep quotes you heard or made up?

[dartel]

"Stupidity’s one thing, but an attack on the digestive tract of a fellow officer is a major offense.”

 

[dartel]

"One thing you learn as you get older: the secret to a happy work life is finding a desk chair you can live with."

 

[cowpoker]

"Each man or woman is a mansion in a condition of grandness and disrepair, and even in a grand palace, sometimes a room exists in which no one but the resident will even be welcome. Parts of our lives are off limits not because we wish to deceive but because right or wrong we judge the architecture of those rooms to be so inconsistent with the design of the rest of the structure that they add nothing to it." Dean Koontz

 

[dartel]

"Perhaps the companionship of even an evil person is preferable to loneliness."

 

[CamoCowboy]

"If a frog had wings he wouldn't bump his butt every time he jumped."

-My Mom. I miss her.

 

[shockwave1138]

Sometimes, finished is better than perfect

 

[AppleDash]

Love thy neighbours. Why? Because other people live too far away.

 

[humananimal]

A poster on a local company selling timber and tools :

“Real laziness is doing it right the first time”

 

[AppleDash]

 

[dartel]

"Wars begin when you will, but they do not end when you please."

 

[rileydoglover]

There are a couple but I think TJ Klunes quotes are amazing

 

[Cholouk]

If you are not part of the solution, you must be part of the problem.

 

[dartel]

"A word of advise. Never compare your lover to your mother."

 

[humananimal]

"A word of advise. Never compare your lover to your mother."

compare which deeds ?

 

[Cyon]

"A grave is not to be dug hurriedly or shallowly. Anytime a life is taken it is worth a moment's reflection and a proper resting place"

 

[dogandponyshow]

“What people say about you is not a reflection of who you are but a reflection of who they are.”

 

[dogandponyshow]

I just said this to a friend:
“social media success is based on the amount of interaction you receive, not the quality of interaction”

 

[humananimal]

I just said this to a friend:
“social media success is based on the amount of interaction you receive, not the quality of interaction”

We are a social media too, better ?

 

[dogandponyshow]

We are a social media too, better ?

Zooville is a web forum, not social media. Social media includes algorithmic recommendations, engagement statistics, and often some sort of financial opportunity for influencers.

 

[Sedirae]

Zooville is a web forum, not social media. Social media includes algorithmic recommendations, engagement statistics, and often some sort of financial opportunity for influencers.

web forums are part of the original social media. modern social media is what blogs and forums became after they were run through the capitalism machine.

 

[CamoCowboy]

(As he waters down motor oil in the front yard) "Dilution is the solution to pollution" -My Dad.

He was such an ass at times, but I miss him

 

[dogandponyshow]

web forums are part of the original social media. modern social media is what blogs and forums became after they were run through the capitalism machine.

so my quote still applies.

 

[humananimal]

"Dilution is the solution to pollution"

That is sadly the mantra in many companies

 

[dartel]

"Optimistic literary aphorisms never really stand much of a chance against the meat-hook realities of life."

 

[dartel]

"Sometimes, I’d prefer that reality and I just remain close platonic friends.”

 

[just]

Do your best and forget the rest

 

[lemonjewz]

One does not simply enter the gates of mordor

 

[dartel]

One does not simply enter the gates of mordor

You can if you ally yourself with the one true lord.

 

[humananimal]

You can if you ally yourself with the one true lord.

“One does not simply enter the gates of mordor“ has nothing to do with religion - it is a quote from the movie “The Lord of the Rings”

 

[lemonjewz]

our lords and saviors, gimly and gandalf