Deep quotes you heard or made up?

[wishboner]

When love is real, farts don't matter! Happy Valentine's Day!

 

[humananimal]

When love is real, farts don't matter! Happy Valentine's Day!

Oh. Some would say ‘when fart is real, love doesn’t matter’

 

[wishboner]

Never date a girl who doesn’t respect your wife.

 

[Reconscope]

he poorer the person the bigger their heart while richer someone is the more poorer their soul.

 

[dartel]

"A god without authority is the same as a ghost."

 

[humananimal]

Never date a girl who doesn’t respect your wife.

Some women will not date a man living with his mother, but she will date a man living with his wife

 

[humananimal]

I cant find it but somewhere saw a photo of a busty woman wearing a yellow T-shirt :
“my boyfriends wife hates me”

 

[dartel]

“People who live in glass houses should shut the fuck up.”

 

[humananimal]

It is often said that “when living in a glass house, you shouldn’t throw stones”
I usually turn it around : “when living in a stone house, you shouldn’t throw glasses”

 

[dartel]

"You can't just take a teddy bear from a grown man."

 

[LinkWolf]

“In this insane world, it was the sanest choice”