Deep quotes you heard or made up?

[sarahsingletono98]

“The people who are least able to be self sustainable, are the most likely to demand others be self sustainable“ ~Jordan Peterson

 

[sarahsingletono98]

“Marshmallow farms are in danger of going bankrupt in Canada due to global warming” ~potatoY the comments section from both sides was ?

 

[sarahsingletono98]

England lost two wars to America, then America twice came Englands defense.

your children may be rebels, but no one picks on your family but you.

 

[666k9]

Two percent of people think;
Three percent of people think they think;
And ninety-five percent of people would rather die than think.

-George Bernard Shaw

 

[humananimal]

Cogito ergo sum = I think, therefore I am
(René Descartes 1637)

 

[dartel]

Cogito ergo sum = I think, therefore I am
(René Descartes 1637)

He would been better saying: I suffer, therefore I am.

 

[shepherdsshadow]

When the world walks out a friend walks in.

 

[humananimal]

He would been better saying: I suffer, therefore I am.

Not the same. Suffering does not require thinking.

 

[humananimal]

Think on how the world would be with the dog in the freezer and the pig on the couch.

 

[humananimal]

It is said that the most important thing in life, is to choose the right parents.

 

[dartel]

"I'm a much nicer person when I'm asleep."
~ George Jetson

 

[Goattobeloved]

"I've learned, the only time a man has the right to look down on another, is when he needs to help him stand up again"
- Gabriel García Marquez.

 

[ShoutySuitman]

"A man of the highest virtue does not keep to virtue and that is why he has virtue. A man of the lowest virtue never strays from virtue and that is why he is without virtue. The former never acts yet leaves nothing undone. The latter acts but there are things left undone. A man of the highest benevolence acts, but from no ulterior motive. A man of the highest rectitude acts, but from ulterior motive. A man most conversant in the rites acts, but when no one responds rolls up his sleeves and resorts to persuasion by force." - Lao Tzu on the near forgotten concept and ever present danger of Fake Virtue.

 

[dartel]

"You're never too poor for good toilet paper."

 

[dartel]

"You don't need to love yourself, you just need to hate a lot of other people, then grade yourself on a curve."

 

[HDL4321]

People say the richest place you'll find is at the graves
Full of hopes and dreams that people never chased

 

[old-dog]

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.

Abraham Lincoln

 

[old-dog]

Violence begins where knowledge ends.

Abraham Lincoln

 

[GingerUnicorn]

"It will be okay in the end, and if it's not okay? Then it's not the end"

Say that one a lot in my day to day
Think it's attributed to John Lennon

 

[dartel]

"I found that if you have a goal, that you might not reach it. But if you don't have one, then you will never disappoint."

 

[dartel]

"You're about as useful as a cock flavored lollipop."

 

[Animale]

" they day we are born we start to die"

"we are all broken but the cracks are what allow the light in"

 

[dartel]

"The alternative to talking is not talking. And I do not believe that not talking with our adversaries has any chance of turning them into our friends."

 

[Animale]

"it is better to stay quiet and appear ignorant than to open your mouth and remove all doubt"

 

[Knutshack]

If friends were money, I'd rather have four quarters than a hundred pennies

I didn't make it up

 

[dartel]

"Expect people to let you down, you'll NEVER be disappointed."

 

[Knutshack]

The chances of meeting someone here is close to that of winning the lottery. Very few will get the opportunity, even fewer more than once

 

[Knutshack]

It's impossible for a perfect world to exist because without imperfections, you couldn't prove it's perfection

 

[Hewflungpew]

If brains were dynamite most humans couldn't blow their nose!

 

[Hewflungpew]

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