Deep quotes you heard or made up?

[GodOfSin]

"One of the greatest human failings, is the idea that it's more important to be right, than to be effective."

- Stephen Fry

 

[humananimal]

Was it here I saw the drawing ? Not sure.

Death with his cloak and scythe is in a house to claim a man.
He laughs and point fingers at him “you can‘t take me, I am in the living room!”

 

[dartel]

"Nobody assaults the immortal Dracula with snowballs."

 

[kyle_62]

I can’t make a decision on an issue 10 minutes from now, next week or next month…or yesterday. I can only choose for the now

 

[Leo Invictus Imp Aug]

"Whether you think you can or you think you cannot, you´re probably right"

 

[Jagger Swagger]

“Let me give you a little advice – there’s 3 rules that I live by:

1. Never get less than 12 hours of sleep…

2. Never play cards with a guy who’s got the same first name as a city…

3. And never go near a lady who’s got a tattoo of a dagger on her body…

Now, you stick with that… everything else is cream cheese.”

Coach Bobby Finstock

 

[AshAndDust]

Fall is not a fail
Fall is a fall
Fail is a fail

 

[seahorse999]

"What is grief, if not love persevering" - (Captain America: Civil War)

 

[darkwolf2k6]

When in doubt, go left. You never know what's right.

 

[dartel]

"Nothing like irrational prejudice to lower the IQ few dozen points."

 

[humananimal]

What happens when two gay men confuses the wall paper glue and the lubricant?

The wall paper falls down ?

 

[kyle_62]

Every now and then, you just need to be silly

 

[SacWolf]

Be the person your dog thinks you are.

 

[humananimal]

when at home the child told that today the teacher leaned forward and one of her lungs fell out!

 

[dartel]

when at home the child told that today the teacher leaned forward and one of her lungs fell out!

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[humananimal]

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I am sure you know ?

 

[milabue]

If you are not part of the solution, you must be part of the problem.

nope

 

[humananimal]

A better solution : read the manual

But nowadays many manuals are apparently machine-translated (often from chinese) to english.
I can’t read Chinese, and often the ‘translation’ is just as incomprehensible to me ?

 

[Z00ey_Philosophies]

“Anything the mind can conceive and believe it can achieve”

 

[milabue]

“Anything the mind can conceive and believe it can achieve”

silly make happy fluff

 

[dartel]

"Any civilized being knows an open invitation is no invitation at all."

 

[kyle_62]

You are how you choose to be

 

[dartel]

"Sends a fool on a man's errand and he'll return still a fool."

 

[dartel]

"Just because you don't have a soul doesn't mean they don't exist."
~ coworker to me

I laughed and said "I'll take it".

 

[kyle_62]

There will never be another now

 

[dartel]

"As any Irishman will tell you: 'when things start exploding it's best to avoid the police at all costs'."

 

[dartel]

"Accidentally kill a man's wife, there's a 30% chance he'll be forever grateful. Accidentally combust a man's sniffer dog and he'll never forgive you."

 

[dartel]

"I believe we are having the sort of day that would make even Mother Teresa kick babies."

 

[dartel]

"Why can't the world ever just end in cupcakes and unicorn-rabbits?"

 

[dartel]

"Nothing's ever lost, it's just waiting to be found."