Deep quotes you heard or made up?

[dartel]

"Humans live to consume, and their appetites are endless. They drop garbage on the ground wherever they go. Earth is like a house they lit on fire but continue to live in. They use Earth's resources to make ugly things, like teal croks and truck nuts."

 

[dartel]

"I appreciate mythical creatures, alright I really do... well, expect for mermaids. You know, where do they get off sittin' up on rocks all high and mighty expecting you to ask them out on a date. I mean, why they so stuck up? I mean, if you half fish you gonna smell all like fish. You understand?"

 

[dartel]

"You think I got 'Willy Wonka' tattooed on my ass cause it's a chocolate factory or something?"

 

[dartel]

"I do not understand why humans celebrate their births. Everyone who is alive has been born, it is not special. A birthday party is just a participation trophy."

 

[dartel]

"Human infants are the only mammal whose only attribute is helplessly flopping."

 

[dartel]

"You know 100% of people with rabies go crazy, but only 20% of crazy people have rabies?"

 

[thil28]

It is not what you want that you attract; you attract what you believe to be true.
- Neville Goddard

 

[dartel]

"Do you know what one of the best things is about being human?

The colon."

 

[thil28]

To be honest, if I’m not looking right at you, I try to forget you’re here.
- Beau Bennett

 

[dartel]

"Your attention please. Those of you flying with us today, please remember that your carry-on luggage must remain with you at all times, and small children must be stowed under the seat in front of you."

 

[dartel]

"You know what they say about a rat shoot. 2 is company, 3 is crossfire."

 

[dartel]

"A slap is just a hug that stings."

 

[dartel]

"The more we age, the easier it is to become afraid."

 

[dartel]

"If a people can be made to hate that which is unlike, they can be distracted from the decay amid their own kind.”

 

[animalcummies]

"And when I turned to face grief, I saw that it was just love in a heavy coat."

 

[dartel]

"If you look around and don't know who the villain is, it's you."

 

[wishboner]

I'm not redneck; I'm Texan!
What's the difference?
We ride horses, they ride their cousins.
Chris Kyle

 

[FunLuvs007]

If I am NOT for myself who will be?
If I an ONLY for myself, who am I?

 

[dartel]

"To bring a light into the darkness does not end the darkness, but only reals how puny, how weak, how finite is the light."

 

[dartel]

"When the bad guy yells 'no', do the opposite."

 

[humananimal]

I let my car drive over the rapist, because I didn’t understand what he meant by yelling ’NO’

 

[dogandponyshow]

“When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time.”

 

[wishboner]

Time heals all wounds unless you are a hemophiliac!

 

[UR20Z]

Isn't it interesting that the only difference between "Therapist" and "The rapist" is one teensy little piece of nothing-at-all?

(This dark thought brought to you by your friends at 'Things That Make You Go "Hmmmmmm...", Inc.' )

 

[dartel]

"I don't fight clever. I fight dirty."

 

[dartel]

"I've met a lot of people, and of all the people in the world, I hate you guys the least."

 

[Goattobeloved]

"Hard times make people strong.
Strong people bring easy times.
Easy times produce weak people.
Weak people cause hard times."

- quoted on the radio as a friends saying

 

[dartel]

"Anger turned inward is depression."

 

[dartel]

"Exercise is the rent the body charges for granting the mind space."

 

[humananimal]

Calories is tiny creatures that every night comes out and sews my clothes smaller.