Deep quotes you heard or made up?

[dartel]

"Human infants are the only mammal whose only attribute is helplessly flopping."

 

[dartel]

"You know 100% of people with rabies go crazy, but only 20% of crazy people have rabies?"

 

[thil28]

It is not what you want that you attract; you attract what you believe to be true.
- Neville Goddard

 

[dartel]

"Do you know what one of the best things is about being human?

The colon."

 

[thil28]

To be honest, if I’m not looking right at you, I try to forget you’re here.
- Beau Bennett

 

[dartel]

"Your attention please. Those of you flying with us today, please remember that your carry-on luggage must remain with you at all times, and small children must be stowed under the seat in front of you."

 

[dartel]

"You know what they say about a rat shoot. 2 is company, 3 is crossfire."

 

[dartel]

"A slap is just a hug that stings."

 

[dartel]

"The more we age, the easier it is to become afraid."

 

[dartel]

"If a people can be made to hate that which is unlike, they can be distracted from the decay amid their own kind.”

 

[animalcummies]

"And when I turned to face grief, I saw that it was just love in a heavy coat."

 

[dartel]

"If you look around and don't know who the villain is, it's you."

 

[wishboner]

I'm not redneck; I'm Texan!
What's the difference?
We ride horses, they ride their cousins.
Chris Kyle

 

[FunLuvs007]

If I am NOT for myself who will be?
If I an ONLY for myself, who am I?

 

[dartel]

"To bring a light into the darkness does not end the darkness, but only reals how puny, how weak, how finite is the light."

 

[dartel]

"When the bad guy yells 'no', do the opposite."

 

[humananimal]

I let my car drive over the rapist, because I didn’t understand what he meant by yelling ’NO’

 

[dogandponyshow]

“When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time.”

 

[wishboner]

Time heals all wounds unless you are a hemophiliac!

 

[UR20Z]

Isn't it interesting that the only difference between "Therapist" and "The rapist" is one teensy little piece of nothing-at-all?

(This dark thought brought to you by your friends at 'Things That Make You Go "Hmmmmmm...?", Inc.' )

 

[dartel]

"I don't fight clever. I fight dirty."

 

[dartel]

"I've met a lot of people, and of all the people in the world, I hate you guys the least."

 

[Goattobeloved]

"Hard times make people strong.
Strong people bring easy times.
Easy times produce weak people.
Weak people cause hard times."

- quoted on the radio as a friends saying

 

[dartel]

"Anger turned inward is depression."

 

[dartel]

"Exercise is the rent the body charges for granting the mind space."

 

[humananimal]

Calories is tiny creatures that every night comes out and sews my clothes smaller.

 

[dartel]

"Stupidity’s one thing, but an attack on the digestive tract of a fellow officer is a major offense.”

 

[dartel]

"One thing you learn as you get older: the secret to a happy work life is finding a desk chair you can live with."

 

[cowpoker]

"Each man or woman is a mansion in a condition of grandness and disrepair, and even in a grand palace, sometimes a room exists in which no one but the resident will even be welcome. Parts of our lives are off limits not because we wish to deceive but because right or wrong we judge the architecture of those rooms to be so inconsistent with the design of the rest of the structure that they add nothing to it." Dean Koontz

 

[dartel]

"Perhaps the companionship of even an evil person is preferable to loneliness."