Deep quotes you heard or made up?

[Inquisitive]

dyslexic agnostic... "Is there a dog" ?

 

[dartel]

"The leading cause of death isn't heart disease, it's almond milk."

 

[humananimal]

A cow is more flexible than a cat !
She can stand up and lick her behind, a cat has to sit ?

 

[dartel]

"You shouldn't trust your balls, they're nuts."

 

[Beastkin]

 

[MickeyBear95]

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that’s actually a good idea ?

 

[Knotgame]

First Noble Rule: Life is suffering.

 

[dartel]

"The biggest misconception humans have about the universe is that it's enormous. It's not. It's tiny. It's also finite and smells of slightly burnt caramel corn."

 

[dartel]

"I would grow a mustache as a disguise, but then I would have to get a job as a firefighter or a pedophile."

 

[wishboner]

There's a spiritual side to riding a motorcycle. It's a state of mind, that place where you lose yourself and find yourself.

 

[dartel]

"Why do you have books? Don't you own a computer?"

 

[MickeyBear95]

“The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing”

Socrates

 

[dartel]

“The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing”

Socrates

He should have gotten on the internet. Then he could have known everything.

 

[Beastkin]

 

[humananimal]

Learn your children to love motorcycles and they can never afford drugs.

 

[dartel]

"Being an alien is easier than being a human. We have evolved past having emotions, so we are not forced to deal with things like seasonal depression and road rage. We also have no roads, so nobody and cut you off. Not even Alpha Draconians, who are lizard-faced dick heads."

 

[dartel]

"If I had 6 arms I could cut my shower time in half. Could get my nuts my butt and my pits and still have a pair to spare."

 

[humananimal]

"If I had 6 arms I could cut my shower time in half. Could get my nuts my butt and my pits and still have a pair to spare."

Kamaji could do that ?
(from the movie Spirited Away)

 

[Lurven]

if you meet a loner, no matter what they tell you, it's not because they enjoy solitude. It's because they have tried to blend into the world before, and people continue to disappoint them

 

[dartel]

"When you're dead I'm going to freeze you and make snowcones from your gross dead ice, and add the worse snowcone flavor to it. Papaya!"

 

[dartel]

"Humans live to consume, and their appetites are endless. They drop garbage on the ground wherever they go. Earth is like a house they lit on fire but continue to live in. They use Earth's resources to make ugly things, like teal croks and truck nuts."

 

[dartel]

"I appreciate mythical creatures, alright I really do... well, expect for mermaids. You know, where do they get off sittin' up on rocks all high and mighty expecting you to ask them out on a date. I mean, why they so stuck up? I mean, if you half fish you gonna smell all like fish. You understand?"

 

[dartel]

"You think I got 'Willy Wonka' tattooed on my ass cause it's a chocolate factory or something?"

 

[dartel]

"I do not understand why humans celebrate their births. Everyone who is alive has been born, it is not special. A birthday party is just a participation trophy."

 

[dartel]

"Human infants are the only mammal whose only attribute is helplessly flopping."

 

[dartel]

"You know 100% of people with rabies go crazy, but only 20% of crazy people have rabies?"

 

[thil28]

It is not what you want that you attract; you attract what you believe to be true.
- Neville Goddard

 

[dartel]

"Do you know what one of the best things is about being human?

The colon."

 

[thil28]

To be honest, if I’m not looking right at you, I try to forget you’re here.
- Beau Bennett

 

[dartel]

"Your attention please. Those of you flying with us today, please remember that your carry-on luggage must remain with you at all times, and small children must be stowed under the seat in front of you."