Deep quotes you heard or made up?

[sarahsingletono98]

Why medieval people banned social media 1.0
executioners status update: “just chillin while these peep hang out“

 

[dartel]

"And so, you see, the moral of the story is never trust motorized sea birds, especially an emperor penguin with a lead foot and a chip on his shoulder."

 

[sarahsingletono98]

There are 3 things I really miss: the guy from the one night stand last month, my innocence, and my period. ?

 

[Bloodwolf]

When you experience pain, you begin to understand suffering. And when you understand suffering, you begin to learn true humility.

 

[sarahsingletono98]

When you experience pain, you begin to understand suffering. And when you understand suffering, you begin to learn true humility.

I read that in yoda voice

 

[Bloodwolf]

I read that in yoda voice

Would it be shocking I out of anyone wrote it?

 

[Cyon]

if you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much space

 

[wishboner]

Never re-friend someone who has tried to destroy your character, money, or relationship.

A snake only sheds its skin to become a bigger snake!

 

[Ægir]

I STOPPED FIGHTING MY INNER DEMONS. WE'RE ON THE SAME SIDE NOW.

 

[JT Bullitt]

"Everyone posts the truth on the Internet." -- Abraham Lincoln, 1866

 

[Bloodwolf]

Tigers got to hunt, birds got to fly and man has to ask why, why, why.

Tigers got to sleep, birds got to land and man has to tell himself he understands.

 

[dartel]

"The last thing anyone wants is singing Klingons."

 

[wishboner]

"The last thing anyone wants is singing Klingons."

God, I hated that episode! Fucking Star Trek musical! Nope!

 

[dartel]

God, I hated that episode! Fucking Star Trek musical! Nope!

The first and last songs are good.

 

[dartel]

"Who put god in charge?"

 

[wishboner]

Don't be mad at lazy people. They didn't do anything!

 

[dartel]

“Life lesson number three: Nature might throw a bag full of random events across your path, but you’re still in control of the destination. Fate is a dishonest view of life.”

 

[dartel]

"Goddamn these electric sex pants!"

 

[sarahsingletono98]

If the lady from titanic waited 80 years ago today, she would be taking about 1994 -TikTok influencer ??‍

 

[OffgridK9lover]

"Don't stick your dick in a light socket then act all surprised you got shocked!"

 

[dartel]

If the lady from titanic waited 80 years ago today, she would be taking about 1994 -TikTok influencer ??‍

No part of that sentence makes sense.

 

[sarahsingletono98]

No part of that sentence makes sense.

Exactly. I get dumber every time I scroll the posts

 

[dartel]

"The first rule of being a ninja is do no harm, unless you mean to do harm, then do LOTS OF HARM."

 

[sarahsingletono98]

"The first rule of being a ninja is do no harm, unless you mean to do harm, then do LOTS OF HARM."

The first rule of ninja is there is no ninja - be the shadow

 

[gizzwhizz]

Love comes in spurts

 

[dartel]

The first rule of ninja is there is no ninja - be the shadow

You dare to contradict Master Splinter!?

 

[dartel]

"I like unexplained things. Unexplained things ooze low expectations. If something is unexplained, that means even the best thinkers havn’t come up with a rational reason for its existence, which gives everyone else the freedom not to bother worrying about it."

 

[Rodex565]

"You can vote your way into socialism but you have to shoot your way out if it." - Ayn Rand.(I think.)

 

[humananimal]

"I like unexplained things. Unexplained things ooze low expectations. If something is unexplained, that means even the best thinkers havn’t come up with a rational reason for its existence, which gives everyone else the freedom not to bother worrying about it."

Like when a webserver returns the error message “an unexpected error occured…”
I always wants to ask what an expected error is then.

 

[humananimal]

I am not an alcoholic.
Alcoholics go to meetings. I go to parties.