Deep quotes you heard or made up?

[wishboner]

So why banned?

A mistake, thankfully it was only for an hour!

 

[wishboner]

The first Rule of CrossFit should be the same as Fight Club!

 

[Kristy]

A mistake, thankfully it was only for an hour!

That is a very "deep quote," indeed.

 

[dartel]

"You can never conclusively say that something can’t be explained—only that it hasn’t been explained yet."

 

[dartel]

"It’s just that…well, it’s somewhat unusual in the annals of Starfleet to come across energy beings that can be studied at leisure rather than trying to kill you, take over your body or subject you to testing.”

 

[dartel]

"Society's deadliest creation is a person with nothing left to lose."

 

[Revjackdaniels]

"There are no poor countries, only the people are poor. They aren't under developed, they are over exploited."

 

[sarahsingletono98]

“Why hast thou forsaken me?”
happy Easter everyone and may God forever bless you

 

[AriesAngyl]

Where the hell is all this water coming from…?

Captain of the Titannic

 

[Ægir]

“Why should I apologize for the monster I’ve become? No one ever apologized for making me this way.”

 

[dartel]

"Cruelty is a virus, perpetuating itself, making its victims into carriers. Forgiveness is the only inoculation. The only way to break the cycle is to refuse to react to violence with more violence, hate with more hate."

 

[paragirl]

Some people are like slinkies. They don't really have much purpose, but they make you smile when you push them down the stairs.

 

[Puhp]

“Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room.” —President Merkin Muffley

 

[Ægir]

 

[wishboner]

"When the debate is lost, insults become the loser's tool." -Socrates

 

[dartel]

Lose it.

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[dartel]

"Optimism without facts is wasted intellect."

 

[dartel]

"Hope in one hand. Shit in the other. Observe which fills first."

 

[UR20Z]

Hope for the best, but expect the worst and you'll never be disappointed.
- My grandpa (who almost certainly picked it up from somebody else)

 

[Goattobeloved]

Hope for the best, but expect the worst and you'll never be disappointed.
- My grandpa (who almost certainly picked it up from somebody else)

I use and quote that one very often.

Or more precisely, I often live by that one and quote:
"A pessimist is just a life seasoned optimist"
To anyone that is not happy with me stating the worst possible scenario along with the positive one

 

[zooznz]

"Beachball sized lady nuts" - Neagan

 

[dartel]

I use and quote that one very often.

Or more precisely, I often live by that one and quote:
"A pessimist is just a life seasoned optimist"
To anyone that is not happy with me stating the worst possible scenario along with the positive one

"There's nothing sadder than an old optimist, except for a young pessimist."

 

[Ægir]

When someone points a finger at someone else, they should remember that their three fingers are pointing at them.

 

[Sedirae]

Hope for the best, but expect the worst and you'll never be disappointed.
- My grandpa (who almost certainly picked it up from somebody else)

I prefer to always expect the worst. Either I'm right or I'm positively surprised by something less than the worst. Sometimes even something positive.
I'm usually pretty spot on though.


As I said in another thread:
"Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment"

 

[dartel]

"If at first you don't succeed, hit stuff harder."

 

[sarahsingletono98]

Knowledge is power. The ability to rapidly recall knowledge is sarcasm.

 

[dartel]

"Males. Can’t live with them. Can’t rip out their throats and eat them for supper."

 

[wishboner]

"shit, fire and save matches"

 

[jeepinn]

It gladdens me to know that Odin prepares for a feast! Soon I shall be drinking ale from curved horns. This hero that comes into Valhalla does not lament his death. I shall not enter Odin’s hall with fear. There, I shall wait for my sons to join me. And when they do, I will bask in their tales of triumph. The Aesir will welcome me. My death comes without apology. And I welcome the Valkyries to summon me home!

 

[lilsarah91]

"if life begins a conception, then all men are transgender."