Bad Genie

[Ted Danson Machine]

crap

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Granted but you are a back ground character with no powers of the anime you are in

I wish for the ability to control time of objects like the Arc of Time from Fairy Tail

Granted, but you can only do it by turning into Lucy

I wish I could draw comics

 

[Reconscope]

Granted but you draw them very terribly.

I wish I could get away with everything

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Granted, but your guilty conscience becomes overwhelming constantly

I wish I could solve a Rubik's Cube

 

[Reconscope]

Granted the Rubik's cube is the only puzzle you could solve.

I wish I could get a girlfriend (lol I know it's funny)

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Granted, but only you can see her and only at high noon

I wish I could solve world hunger

 

[son1911]

Granted, but everyone would get obese and diabetes.

I wish I knew Arabic.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Granted, you are constantly saying things that could get you attacked though

I wish I knew if there were aliens or not

 

[son1911]

Granted, you will now be abducted by aliens and subject to grim experiments. ?

I wish I were a physicist.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Granted, but all of your calculations were off by 1 so your research is worthless

I wish I had a muscle car

 

[son1911]

Granted, but it will atrophy and die.

I wish I didn't have to work.

 

[Cajlatsa]

Granted but your next roller must be a Tata


I wish I had a dual motor Tesla with a Honda gas turbine back-up

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Granted, you are fired and homeless lol

I wish I lived on a yacht

 

[son1911]

Granted, but it will be placed in the middle of the desert (sand ocean you know).

I wish I could do a backflip.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Granted, but it will be placed in the middle of the desert (sand ocean you know).

I wish I could do a backflip.

Granted, you do 1 and a half, and that's the end lol

I wish I could master any puzzle within seconds

 

[Cajlatsa]

Granted as a reigning genius


I wish I could sail with Greta Thunberg

 

[Reconscope]

Granted but it's in questionable shape with hobos in it

I wish I could try every ice cream flavor

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Granted on the good ship Nicademus as the second mate Green

I wish I could sail with Greta Thunberg

Granted, you soon get bored and run out of food and have to eat her

I wish I could live in a mansion

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Granted but it's in questionable shape with hobos in it

I wish I could try every ice cream flavor

Granted, your brain freeze puts you in a coma

I wish I could create anything out of random parts like McGuyver

 

[Reconscope]

Granted now people won't stop pestering you.

I wish I was batman

 

[son1911]

Granted, but no one will understand a word you're saying.

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I wish I were strong.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Granted, but no one will understand a word you're saying.

I wish I were strong.

Granted, but you are TOO strong and can't do basic things like hold a fork or cup without it shattering

I wish I could speed read books

 

[jeffs_ fantasies]

Granted the genie is a bigger trick then me

I wish I was in an anime

Granted, but its Attack on Titans and you are a civilian.

Wish I could regenerate like wolverine

 

[son1911]

Granted, but the pain will be a thousand times stronger, so you'll try to get hurt at any cost.

I wish I had green thumbs.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Granted, your thumbs are now gangrenous

I wish I never needed to sleep

 

[son1911]

Granted, you will now live the rest of your life in celibacy.

I wish I were a good cook.

 

[jeffs_ fantasies]

Granted, you are in Berserk

I wish I could swim without taking a breath

Granted but only for one minute.

Wish I could find One Piece

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Granted, you will now live the rest of your life in celibacy.

I wish I were a good cook.

Granted, but you can only cook one dish and it's tofu

I wish I could own an island

 

[son1911]

(Why can't we grant wishes in order?)

Granted, you will now find one piece of garbage.

I wish I could space travel.

 

[Reconscope]

Granted but only for one minute.

Wish I could find One Piece

Granted but what good is treasure without friends

I wish I was a extrovert