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[ShanoirII]

granted. but whenever you spend it, it must be in cash

i wish the earth were flat disc, resting on pillars, and enclosed by a glass dome

 

[FloofyNewfie]

Granted, but since we only have the one @Pillar the earth ends up toppling over!

I wish that I had the ability to see through any object.

 

[ShanoirII]

granted, so now you cant tell where the floor is when youre trying to walk because its transparent

i wish everyone in the world spontaneously gained 30 points of IQ

 

[FloofyNewfie]

Granted, everyone gains 30 IQ points... except for you.

I wish the that every dog finds a loving home.

 

[son1911]

Granted, you now have every dog in your home.

I wish I had a pair of cool sunglasses.

 

[ShanoirII]

granted, theyre -459 degrees fahrenheit

i wish my closet door opened up into another dimension

 

[Bluephoenyx]

Granted, but it's actually from a loan and you have only 6 months to pay for it with some taxes added to them (god this is so my country)

I wish i could travel to the USA (go ahead, shoot me)

 

[ShanoirII]

granted, welcome to the dominican republic

i wish the neck and shoulders of bluephoenyx's avatar were feral instead of anthro just kidding lol

i wish cosmiclife still used his old models for 3d artwork

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Granted, but you lose all memory of who cosmiclife is

I wish I could create anything from thin air

 

[ShanoirII]

granted, but you use up so much air that theres none left to breathe

i wish the world were twice as big and half of it were still waiting to be explored

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Granted, but the expansion is all ocean/water based lol

I wish I could turn invisible

 

[Johnterry4658]

Sounds practical, and can be arranged. Your skin will turn invisible, but your muscles and nerves won't.

I wish I was able to breathe underwater.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Granted, but you develop a sudden fear of liquids

I wish I could produce lightning from my hands

 

[Johnterry4658]

Done. Be warned, you lose the hand you use to manifest the lightning.

I wish I could stop my intrusive inner monologues.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Granted, now they are just loop self-help audio books on repeat

I wish I could read minds

 

[Johnterry4658]

Awfully strange you'd subject yourself to that, but very well. You can never stop reading minds, people's thoughts force themselves into your head, even those who are in different countries and no, language is not translated.

I wish I was no longer afraid of heights.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Granted, you are now afraid of lows lol

I wish I had a luxury yacht

 

[Johnterry4658]

Consider it yours, its very fragile though, it'll sink if you ever try to set sail.

I wish I was able to use echo-location, that seems like a cool thing to be able to use.

 

[son1911]

Granted, but you will be paralyzed from your neck and below.

I wish it were Wednesday.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Granted, it is Wednesday but the year is 1900

I wish I could go sailing

 

[ShanoirII]

granted. just a heads up that our sailing route will take us near Scylla's nest

i wish there were more emotes on zooville

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Granted, but they are hidden behind paywalls

I wish I could speak to the deceased

 

[son1911]

Granted, you are now deceased.

I wish it were winter.

 

[ShanoirII]

granted, a comet grazes earth and tilts it the other way

i wish we could break the Dont Wake the Mods record

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Granted, then the universe implodes

I wish I could walk on water

 

[son1911]

Granted, but you won't be able to walk on land.

I wish I had good eyes.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Granted, now you just have to put them in lol

I wish my back didn't hurt every dam day

 

[ShanoirII]

granted, now your back goes numb and loses the sense of feeling

i wish i could see and hear what was going on somewhere without actually being there

 

[Femmeloaf]

Granted but you can only hear the breathes in between words.

I wish I could manipulate friction.

 

[son1911]

Granted, you can now produce a secretion that unfortunately smells like sulphur, rotten eggs and stale milk.

I wish I had a beach body.