Bad Genie

[UR20Z]

Poof...the cpsc has granted your wish, and removed all thr features and labels....noe in order to use it, you need to convert to Buddhism, and keep your fingers crossed, just in case.

I wish Santa would get off the dime and deliver that 67 XKE....he's waaay late.Next time, Ill go to the one on 34th St.

Suddenly, one appears in your driveway. Too bad somebody ran it through the crusher before delivery... What? You were expecting a miracle?

I wish I was a hot dog vendor, so I could make everybody "one with everything".

 

[saddlebum66]

Poof! Granted....Everyone you know is a still a wienie, but now you can't tell who is who....

I wish I'd known then what I know now....

 

[Steven Raccoon]

Granted. you knew everything then but know nothing now.

I wish everybody was a zoophile.

 

[k9stripper]

Granted, you are now Jamie Foxx.

I wish I had more space.

So what do you think Jamie Foxx is suffering from? I think he has aids/hiv? Any guesses?