Bad Genie

[Steven Raccoon]

Granted. you spend the next 50 years in prison for the murder and disposal of a nazi corpse.

I wish I was dead.

 

[ManGoatLove]

Granted; you died, but you came back up as a zombie looking for brains. Your original self was fully conscious but being controlled by the zombie virus.

I wish I had the power to play Cupid with the animals and make one animal mate with another totally different species.

 

[Michioliphant]

Simple Visual Interlude. YOU MAY NOW RETURN TO REGULAR GAME PLAY

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Easy game to play and the objective is to make a wish. Then the next person to post must grant it, however they must include an "add on" to the wish that ruins it!

For example:

I wish I could live forever.

(next person might reply) Granted, but you fall into a sinkhole and no one ever finds you


Doesn't HAVE to be morbid, but we are talking about ruining wishes here

Here's my wish for you to ruin:

I wish I could time travel.

 

[Erraneous_bocephus]

granted, but you can never return to a year you've already visited, including your original timeline.

I wish I could fly

 

[erisa]

granted, but you have to flap your arms like a bird with your current muscles and stamina


wish i could shapeshift (every trans persons wish)

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Granted, but you can only shapeshift when no one is looking, and revert back as soon as someone looks

I wish I could read people's minds

 

[erisa]

granted, but you cant control it, and you read everyones at once

-or-

they know someone IS reading their mind




i wish for world peace

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Granted, except it only happens right before the sun consumes us!! lol

I wish I would win the lottery

 

[erisa]

granted, but you only match 2 numbers


I wish to be my fursona!

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Granted, but the change is permanent and everyone loves it so much they all copy it (don't know much about fursonas but I feel like that would kind of miff someone off lol)

I wish I could play the piano

 

[erisa]

Granted, but the first time you sit down to play, the key cover drops and you break all your fingers


I wish for health insurance that would pay for my bottom surgery

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Granted, but the doctor misreads the orders and simply replaces your bottom with someone else's bottom lol

I wish I could understand every language ever, written and/or spoken

 

[erisa]

granted! but you no one can every understand any way you try to communicate, written, spoke, or sign

i wish someone else would join in =p

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Granted, but they are talking in parentheses so we can't hear or see them lol

I wish I could travel in across the globe in the blink of an eye

 

[jeffs_ fantasies]

Granded, but with the next blink you return back to original location with a cool of time of one day??

I wish I could control the weather

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Granted, but only the weather directly above you lol

I wish I could fly the TARDIS

 

[K9trucker]

Granted but the door is forever locked and you can never leave.

I wish i could run fast like the flash

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Granted, but your maximum altitude is 4 feet!

I wish I had a photographic memory

 

[Reconscope]

Granted now you cannot control your memory of what you brain bleach

I wish I could shapeshift into different animals at will male or female. (Excluding the insects/bacterial kingdom)

 

[pes]

I wish I could shapeshift into different animals at will male or female. (Excluding the insects/bacterial kingdom)

Granted, but you could not remember it.

I wish my wishes come true.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Yesss my wish wasn't ruined!! lol

Granted, but only for other people around you lol

I wish I had adamantium claws

 

[Reconscope]

Granted now you will be bleeding each time you pull them out (that's actually what he's doing because of his regeneration)

I wish I have a lifelong partner who has dedication.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Granted, but they are constantly passing gas and aren't a great conversationalist lol

I wish I could grow hair on my head again :/

 

[Reconscope]

Granted iTs aLiVeeee

I wish I could communicate with animals of my choice telepathically

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Granted, but they only speak at a human 2 year old level lol

I wish I could run faster than the Flash

 

[Reconscope]

(how does that granted work? If they are mating and more lewd stuff?). Granted your feet get burned off from the friction.

I wish I could change my shoe size

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Granted, but you will always feel like there's a small pebble in your new shoes no matter how many times you check

I wish I could visit Canada

 

[Azoro]

Granted but for you can only drink maple syrup while you're there.

I wish I could pause time.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Granted, but you can't start it back up

I wish I could clone myself