Bad Genie

[Ted Danson Machine]

Granted, you have no legs

I wish I had more legs

 

[Pillar]

Granted. You have 3 legs and cannot walk. I wish I was an unstoppable human

 

[SashaHonda]

Granted, you can never stop walking no matter who or what is in your way.

I wish werewolves were real

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Granted, you live in the twilight movies

I wish I was a werewolf (always have lol)

 

[Pillar]

Granted. You are now cursed to live underground for eternity. I wish to have the power of the universe as my own.

 

[ShanoirII]

granted. youre not a sexy one though.
granted. since you have the powers of the universe, your power is still restrained by the same laws of physics the universe is, so conservation of energy must be upheld and come from somewhere

i wish i had eyesight as good as an eagle's

 

[SashaHonda]

Granted, but you also have the cognative functioning of a bird.

I wish I could turn invisible on command

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Granted, but not your command, mine lol

I wish I could fly

 

[Pillar]

What do you mean by not being a sexy one? That's confusing. Granted. You can fly but never land again. I wish I could own the quantum realm.

 

[ShanoirII]

What do you mean by not being a sexy one? That's confusing.

sorry, i was answering ted's werewolf wish and yours popped up after it before i had time to react

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Granted, but that is the name of a hobo strip club and you are the lucky owner

I wish I was a hobo stripper

 

[SashaHonda]

Granted, but that is the name of a hobo strip club and you are the lucky owner

I wish I was a hobo stripper

Granted, but you now lack genitilia.
I wish I could become sober by saying a command word. xD

 

[Pillar]

Granted. You only earn $25 a day due to alcholic addiction. I wish I could seize control.

 

[ShanoirII]

Granted, but you now lack genitilia.
I wish I could become sober by saying a command word. xD

granted. the command word is Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, and it must be said without any mistake.

Granted. You only earn $25 a day. I wish I could seize control.

granted. you may seize control of household appliances and wash dishes and clothes with your mind.

 

[ShanoirII]

i wish i knew what a lot of important historical figures' voices sounded like

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

i wish i knew what a lot of important historical figures' voices sounded like

granted no conditions because I do too lol

 

[Johnterry4658]

You didn't make a wish, so I'll make one for you.

From this point forward your clothes will never be dry, no need to thank me, it was the least I could do. ??
Edit: Just realised you did. Granted, their voices turn out to be like Lenny's from Of Mice and Men.

I wish I was able to hold my breath underwater.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Granted, but every body of water is below freezing due to climate change, so you can only stay submerged for a minute tops

I wish I could talk to my dad again........he's fine, just busy lol

 

[Valkiria]

Granted, but he speaks so much, you can't say a single word.
I want to have my own Famous criminal syndicate.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Granted, you only steal from dumpsters though
I wish I could see Nightwish lol

 

[Valkiria]

Granted, but they won't play music until you watch them

I want a crocodile leather jacket!

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

that is still a win lol

Granted, but it's alive and tries to eat you

I wish I could have a new computer

 

[ice bear]

Granted, "new" to you lol

I wish my dick was magic so I could fuck the world

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Granted, your dick turns into John Holmes and runs off lol

I wish I could understand string theory

 

[SultryHellhound]

Granted, your dick turns into John Holmes and runs off lol

I wish I could understand string theory

Granted, but you now have to explain it in depth to every person you encounter.

I wish I could change events in the past.

 

[Pillar]

Granted. You can now change the world's history worse, never better.

I wish I had unlimited resources.

 

[ShanoirII]

Granted. You can now change the world's history worse, never better.

I wish I had unlimited resources.

granted. an infinite amount of mass fills up the entire universe, and everything implodes under the pressure and the immense gravitational force.

i wish in my mind i could see and hear things happening in far-off places without actually being there

 

[Pillar]

Granted. All you can hear is the silence of the cold, dark vacuum of space.

I wish I could defeat God.

 

[CarolinaHorseGirl]

Granted. All you can hear is the silence of the cold, dark vacuum of space.

I wish I could defeat God.

Granted, but now you are in a tournament of the gods and your next opponents are the norse ones.

I wish I was more popular with the ladies.

 

[YIMBY]

Granted. All the grandmas in town dote on you.

I wish I had a motorcycle.