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Bad Genie

Granted, but it's a remake (seriously, of all the games that don't need one...)

I wish to go on a trip around the world.
 
(I thought the point of this game was to ruin the wish, unless snore or something?)

Granted, you are now a mosquito.

I wish I were an omniglot.
 
(I'd be there to make your life a living hell. ?)

Granted, you are now an omniglot with dementia.

I wish I had a big, gorgeous, and very furry partner.
 
granted. the criteria were "big, gorgeous, and furry". being a mammal wasnt one of them
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i wish the philosophers and polymaths of old came back to life to once again spread their wisdom
 
granted. i give you disposable paper plates, utensils, cups, and pans.

i wish i could identify who was secretly a zoo
 
granted, but every action you perform on another object causes an equal reaction onto you

i wish for o m n i s c i e n c e
 
Granted, every detail of every thing in the universe is now being processed by your puny human brain.

I wish for a quality beverage, right now.
 
Granted, the quality beverage is very grateful for you giving away your wish like that.

I wish the weather were better.
 
Granted, because 24-7 thunderstorms would be awesome! (also ref. the best afternoon of my life)

I wish that I'd thought to buy guacamole earlier today.
 
granted, but its papa johns pizza, and they never listen to your orders so ordering from them is like playing the slots.

i wish the moon had native life on it
 
Granted, but the lack of atmosphere means it won't be there for long.

I wish faster-than-light travel to be possible in my lifetime.
 
granted. someone takes their ftl vehicle out for a ride, hits a tiny pebble, and generates the force of dozens of atomic bombs in the crash

i wish we had a more complete archaeological record
 
granted, now all your food is consumed in a smoothie form that you drink, and is mouthfed to you by mama birds

i wish i could see into the distant future
 
Granted, enjoy your vow of celibacy!

I wish the urban sprawl was little less urban and a little less sprawling.
 
granted, now we have suburbs that are built deep into the ground

i wish for a non-papajohns pizza that stayed fresh and regenerated every time i took a slice out
 
Granted, you never feel sick nor do you feel ill. You always feel "meh."

I wish I could travel the entire world.
 
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