Bad Genie

[FloofyNewfie]

Granted, but you can never come back to earth.

I wish for good health to everyone.

 

[K9trucker]

Granted,but you take on all the worlds sickness

I wish i was a great white shark

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Granted, but you don't have any teeth

I wish I could read and speak every language ever

 

[Pillar]

Granted. You can speak but lack a voice box.

I wish I could replace GOD and be omnipotent.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Granted, but you realize there's too much work to do and suffer severe writer's block

I wish I could meet Tom Hanks

 

[K9trucker]

Granted,but you are wilson the volleyball

I wish i had an iron man suit

 

[YIMBY]

Granted, but it's the Hammertech version.

I wish I could fix any machine.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Granted, the "any machine" is up and running, though no one knows what it does lol

I wish I could teleport anywhere in the world instantaneously

 

[FloofyNewfie]

Granted, however when you teleport your original body is destroyed and the you that appear on the other side has slightly different memories of the you in the past.

I wish that I had a sports car.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Granted, you have a golf cart.....(technically a "sports" car)

I wish I could go to Narnia

 

[FloofyNewfie]

Granted, but you'll appear as one of those goat people and even if you return to the real world you'll still be a goat person! Lol

I wish that all junk food was healthy for you.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Granted, and since everyone is now way more healthy they live much much longer and the earth is so overpopulated people we are essentially living in the movie "Logan's Run"

I wish I could go back in time and meet Chris Farley

 

[FloofyNewfie]

Granted, but he mistakes you as one of his worst enemies and punches you in the left eye.

I wish that I could jump 8 feet up in the air.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Granted, but that is now how high you jump any time you jump, forever

I wish I could juggle

 

[FloofyNewfie]

Granted, you can juggle bean bags very proficiency, but nothing else such as life, finances, relationships, etc...

I wish that I could grow and shrink at will.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Granted, but the only part of your body that can do it is your torso, so you look hilarious lol

I wish I could meet my ancestors

 

[FloofyNewfie]

Granted, but they find out that you're into animals and vow to never reproduce to stop you from being born!

I wish that my next wish wouldn't be granted negatively... a paradox!

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Granted....EXPLOSIONS EVERYTHING DISAPPEARS INTO A VORTEX

I wish I could restart the universe floofy just ended

 

[FloofyNewfie]

Granted, but the next universe doesn't contain earth.

I wish that they would release GTA 6 already.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Granted, but it was released on the earth of the galaxy you murdered!

I wish I had the powers of Superman

 

[Jasonsexx]

Granted but you’re in the phantom zone forever.

I wish I was a fox

 

[son1911]

Granted, you are now Jamie Foxx.

I wish I had more space.

 

[Jasonsexx]

Granted, outer space has plenty of room

I wish I could never run out of food

 

[son1911]

Granted, every time you see some food, you have to eat it all before you can run out.

I wish there were more single people.

 

[Jasonsexx]

Granted but they are in 2024.

I wish my Mortgage was paid off

 

[son1911]

Gr.... hang on! It's your bank calling. Yeah. Yeah. Uh-huh. I see. Alright. I'll tell him that. I'm afraid I'm not authorized to do that. And your bank has increased your mortgage. And the interest. How unfortunate! ^^'

I wish I were an entrepreneur.

 

[Jasonsexx]

Congratulations you owe 750 million in taxes

I wish I was Telepathic

 

[son1911]

Granted, you are now telepathetic. It makes it easier for the rest of us to avoid you.

I wish I knew Tibetan.

 

[Deleted member 76481]

Granted, but all you can speak Tibetan to are your cellmates in chinese labour camps

I wish the heatwaves were over

 

[Youwannafuck]

Granted here’s your Bald Eagle.

I wish I had a foot long dick.

Granted but you can't get a bonner

I wish there was animals who walked like humans and intrested im mating with humans