Bad Genie

[UR20Z]

Granted, but his "interceptor" is strangely phallic in nature...

I wish money grew on trees

Granted, but it's all Confederate bills, and none of them with a face value higher than 1 dollar..

 

[Reconscope]

Granted now inflation is through the roof and money is meaningless

I wish I can lie

 

[Taopony]

Granted, but your lies cost $100 each to make

I wish I could play the piano like Chopin

 

[FloofyNewfie]

Granted, but each key feels as hot as a fresh baked pie out of the oven.

I wish that I could run faster than 30 miles an hour.

 

[Reconscope]

Granted now your feet have blisters

I wish I can have unlimited growth potential in my body of my muscular system

 

[son1911]

Granted, you are now elephant man.

I wish US could join the metric world.

 

[Taopony]

Granted, but everyone else uses imperial units now

I wish that an afterlife with a harem of mares actually existed

 

[son1911]

Granted, but you have to be a Mormon to gain access.

I wish I had another bookshelf.

 

[FloofyNewfie]

Granted, but it collapses in 2 days.

wish I was taller.

I wish I was a baller!

 

[Reconscope]

Granted but your clothes are hand me downs

I wish for 1 dollar

 

[FloofyNewfie]

Granted, but it's in dirty pennies.

I wish I was a baller!

I wish I had a girl, if I did, I would call her. ?

 

[K9trucker]

Granted, but you have to be a Mormon to gain access.

I wish I had another bookshelf.

Granted but it only holds books printed in braille

I wish upon a star

 

[Taopony]

Granted, but the star explodes in your pants

I wish I could go back to last summer and stay there forever

 

[Reconscope]

Granted, but it's in dirty pennies.



I wish I had a girl, if I did, I would call her. ?

Granted but she's full of STDs.

 

[Reconscope]

Granted, but the star explodes in your pants

I wish I could go back to last summer and stay there forever

Granted all plants die due to lack of rain

I wish I had a group assembly

 

[son1911]

Granted, you now work in a kindergarten.

I wish I had a girl, if I did, I would call her. ?

I wish you'd ask for my number. ?

 

[FloofyNewfie]

Granted, but it's the number of kilos you weigh! Lol

I wish that more people would use their turn signals when turning.

 

[YIMBY]

Granted, Floofy now works at your dentist's office but never in the direction you expect.

I wish for good health.

 

[Reconscope]

Granted, you now work in a kindergarten.

That's actually not a bad thing ma ha ha ha. Let the brainwashing begin.

 

[son1911]

Granted, @YIMBY , but you should have wished for longevity too. Prepare your coffer.

I wish I were less content.

 

[Reconscope]

@son1911 granted now you have no content

Granted now doctors are outta a job.

I wish I had a unlimited regeneration

 

[son1911]

Granted, but you'll have to live the rest of your life as an organ donor.

I wish I could play the organ.

 

[Reconscope]

Granted but you hurt every musicians ears.

I wish I can be a virtuoso

 

[son1911]

Granted, you are now a virtuoso on the triangle.

I wish I could speak Polish.

 

[YIMBY]

Granted, and also wax lyrical.

I wish for a bag of turnips that never empties.

 

[son1911]

Granted, but the turnips are rotten.

I wish to play Star Wars KOTOR again.

 

[YIMBY]

Granted, but it's a remake (seriously, of all the games that don't need one...)

I wish to go on a trip around the world.

 

[son1911]

(Damn!)

Granted, but I have to come along.

I wish I could survive in the wild.

 

[YIMBY]

(I thought the point of this game was to ruin the wish, unless snore or something?)

Granted, you are now a mosquito.

I wish I were an omniglot.

 

[son1911]

(I'd be there to make your life a living hell. ?)

Granted, you are now an omniglot with dementia.

I wish I had a big, gorgeous, and very furry partner.