Bad Genie

[ShanoirII]

granted. you will get on a train whose tracks cover every square foot of the plane(t)


i wish e621 was a real place

 

[son1911]

Granted, but it's location is top secret.

I wish for a vacation.

 

[YIMBY]

Granted, but it's a working holiday.

I wish the weekend were longer.

 

[FloofyNewfie]

Granted, but you have to work through it.

I wish the next person that posts a good day!

 

[son1911]

Thank you! It's better than I deserve.

I wish the next person that posts a nice weekend.

 

[ShanoirII]

granted: memememememe
(you didnt say it had to be a post of substance)

i wish i had a good weekend

 

[son1911]

Granted, your last weekend is the best you'll have in your entire life.

I wish I was more altruistic.

 

[ShanoirII]

granted. You've learned the skill, 'Share HP'

i wish otters' penises werent shrinking

 

[YIMBY]

Granted, it's their testes instead.

I wish that the coin-op laundry wasn't so far away.

 

[son1911]

Granted, you now have a coin-op laundry in your home, but it only accepts sestertii.

I wish I had more underwears.

 

[YIMBY]

Granted, but they're all second hand.

I wish I had a nice suit.

 

[FloofyNewfie]

Granted, it looks nice and fancy, but it's very itchy to wear.

I wish that Pokemon creatures existed IRL.

 

[son1911]

Granted, but they use their balls to catch humans.

I wish there were a digital world.

 

[YIMBY]

Granted, but it's built by Mark Zuckerberg.

I wish marshmallows didn't taste so awful to me.

 

[son1911]

Granted, marshmallows are now tasteless to you.

I wish I had some caviar.

 

[K9trucker]

I wish I had some caviar.

Granted you are now a female sturgeon

I wish the world was a better place

 

[son1911]

Granted, mankind is now eradicated.

I wish I could take a nap. ?

 

[YIMBY]

Granted, have you ever heard the story of Rip Van Winkle?

I wish you all a good night.

 

[Reconscope]

Granted but each night will be uninterrupted

I wish I can photosynthesize and still be me at the same time (not as a plant I mean I can still move)

 

[son1911]

Granted, you have no mouth or any intestines whatsoever. All you need is to stick your feet in the ground and bathe in the sun.

I wish my plants didn't die.

 

[Johnterry4658]

Very well, done. Your plants are no longer able to die, or be harmed, they also won't stop growing... they've almost taken up your entire living room...

I wish I could understand sign language.

 

[Reconscope]

Granted but thats the only language you speak.

I wish I can control time ZA WARDO

 

[son1911]

Granted, but you'll lose your powers any time someone says "Ora ora ora ora!"

I wish I were muscular, beautiful and fashionable.

 

[Reconscope]

Granted now your a statue thats a inspiration to all body builders.

I wish i could control all the elements (think avatar). No sub element is excluded like blood or electric

 

[AriesAngyl]

Your wish is granted! Shazaam!!! Unfortunately the range of your powers is only 1 centimeter…the good news it is easy to stay dry on a rainy day!

I wish my German Shepard could speak English so we could talk.

 

[K9trucker]

Granted but only speaks unintelliglable broken english with a thick german accent

I wish for infinite wishes

 

[Johnterry4658]

Very well. You have infinite wishes, unfortunately your tongue is no longer functional, and we all know wishes need to be verbally expressed.

I wish wasn't afraid of spiders.

 

[son1911]

Granted, you are now married to a big, hairy spider.

I wish there were less traffic.

 

[K9trucker]

Granted,motorised vehicles no longer exist

I wish i had the trident of posiden

 

[Johnterry4658]

I'll grant your wish, Posiden's trident is now yours. Careful though, since you're not Posiden, every time you touch the trident you will be hit with the sensation of being at crush depth in the ocean.

I wish I was able to explore space.