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Bad Genie

Granted, you now have an enlarged chest to house your huge, superhuman lungs lol

I wish I could snowboard better than anyone in the world
 
Granted (as I drop trou and bend over)

I wish I could inflict incredibly painful, incurable diseases on persons of my choice by simply looking at them and wishing it so.
 
Granted, but the only dance you can learn is the Pogo.

I wish that stupid people felt excruciating pain every time they did something stupid.
 
Granted, they will now feel the pain of a paper cut every time they do something stupid.

I wish I had a cello.
 
Granted, they will now feel the pain of a paper cut every time they do something stupid.

I wish I had a cello.
Granted - but I can't imagine why you'd want it up your butt like that...

I wish there was a cure for spammers that actually worked.
 
Granted, but
Granted,

You are the owner of the state of emergency

I wish I could get paid to hang out on zooville
Granted, but your tax rate is now 1400%, and you get no exemptions or deductions - not even if you itemize and use the "Really Long Form".

I wish for whirled peas, and random axes and violins.
 
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