Where is the weirdest place you have ever fucked?

mitch_ire said:
Making good use of the things around u at least it was spacious only issue would be if someone heard u
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That wasn't a problem because it was parked at the end of an empty cornfield at the time...lol If there had been corn standing, we would probably have been out in the field. I should write a short story about my time with her because it happened over about a 2.5-month period between my senior year in HS and Freshman year in college. That was the best summer ever! lol
 
wishboner said:
That wasn't a problem because it was parked at the end of an empty cornfield at the time...lol If there had been corn standing, we would probably have been out in the field. I should write a short story about my time with her because it happened over about a 2.5-month period between my senior year in HS and Freshman year in college. That was the best summer ever! lol
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Yeah I bet it was can I asked why it stopped
 
In an extremely filthy porta potty at Bonnaroo......ugg.......just kidding....that would be fucking difficult. In reality, in the middle of the night she and I found a playground which probably isn't off the charts crazy.......but....what she and I went through to fuck? HOLY FUCKING SHIT! There was literally 5 pounds of mosquitos in every square foot surrounding us. It was like torture sex. We both were completely naked, fucking, and both of our entire bodies were riddled with mosquito bites and I think I may have lost a couple liters of blood. Why we didn't stop and find somewhere else like a filthy porta potty I have yet to this day to figure out.
 
I'm not sure if this is weird or not but we did it once on top of a chimney rock top at red river gorge ky during sunset. Surprisingly we were the only ones there.
 
lets see, Tack room of a horse trailer, table in a barn, in a park (at night), beach at (night), i know I am for getting some
 
Oh, I thought of some other other weird places...lol My body count might be low but that doesn't mean I haven't fucked a lot...lol
  • In a bird blind on the edge of a lake during a boat race
  • At the top of a fire lookout tower
  • In a tree house
  • In a kid's playhouse
  • In the attic
  • In the basement on top of a chest freezer
  • In a chicken coup
  • In a grain bin
  • In a muddy creek (highly recommend this one)
  • In a hot spring
  • Lots more but you get the idea...
 
Inside a giant fibreglass mountain at an abandoned mountain goat (?) enclosure at a zoo. It was with an employee of the zoo. I was there for an event and the worker and I just spotted eachother. He said "I know a place we can go."
It was dark inside and people were walking past. We thought we were out of sight until a lady said something along the lines of "No... there's something in there. I can see it moving." We moved pretty swiftly then!
And no, even though the location was a zoo, there was nothing 'zoo' about the encounter.
 
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