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Where is the weirdest place you have ever fucked?

In an extremely filthy porta potty at Bonnaroo......ugg.......just kidding....that would be fucking difficult. In reality, in the middle of the night she and I found a playground which probably isn't off the charts crazy.......but....what she and I went through to fuck? HOLY FUCKING SHIT! There was literally 5 pounds of mosquitos in every square foot surrounding us. It was like torture sex. We both were completely naked, fucking, and both of our entire bodies were riddled with mosquito bites and I think I may have lost a couple liters of blood. Why we didn't stop and find somewhere else like a filthy porta potty I have yet to this day to figure out.
 
I'm not sure if this is weird or not but we did it once on top of a chimney rock top at red river gorge ky during sunset. Surprisingly we were the only ones there.
 
lets see, Tack room of a horse trailer, table in a barn, in a park (at night), beach at (night), i know I am for getting some
 
Oh, I thought of some other other weird places...lol My body count might be low but that doesn't mean I haven't fucked a lot...lol
  • In a bird blind on the edge of a lake during a boat race
  • At the top of a fire lookout tower
  • In a tree house
  • In a kid's playhouse
  • In the attic
  • In the basement on top of a chest freezer
  • In a chicken coup
  • In a grain bin
  • In a muddy creek (highly recommend this one)
  • In a hot spring
  • Lots more but you get the idea...
 
Inside a giant fibreglass mountain at an abandoned mountain goat (?) enclosure at a zoo. It was with an employee of the zoo. I was there for an event and the worker and I just spotted eachother. He said "I know a place we can go."
It was dark inside and people were walking past. We thought we were out of sight until a lady said something along the lines of "No... there's something in there. I can see it moving." We moved pretty swiftly then!
And no, even though the location was a zoo, there was nothing 'zoo' about the encounter.
 
Oh that reminds me that I never did get that baby cleaning station fixed. Those things really need to be over engineered a little. Can't even hold a 100 pound baby!
 
The strangest place was in a revene

A zoo friend and myself went to a natural hotsprings with their dog and after a good warm soak we went off the designated "trail" to a really secluded spot within the revene. and I took the knott of their beautiful all black Shepherd.
 
Where haven't I? When I drive around my town I think "I fucked/blew a guy in that parking lot, behind that bush, in that doorway/room of that school, in that field. The best was when my GF was fucking me with a dildo in the parking lot of my college and two guys parked next to us and sat there and watched us go at it. Maybe not the weirdest but definitely one of the riskiest.
 
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