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Where is the weirdest place you have ever fucked?

Been to a few places that people of varying tastes might think are “weird” (school garden, beach, pool change rooms, park toilets, etc) but I think the one most people would say is weird would be inside a tomb in a cemetery.
 
Hmmm which story to tell...

Late at night, at the beach, in the back of my ex-husband's truck (we were just dating at the time) and the truck rolled forward which we didn't notice until the truck dropped over the ledge and landed on the front bumper down below. I bruised my hip on the top of the cab as I flew out the bed and my ex wasn't as lucky as one of his legs went through the rear window. Sliced up his leg pretty good :( The police and EMT's were not amused.

Same guy, on our wedding day, we went at it in the limo ride between church and the restaurant. We finished just in time and I didn't think about it and hiked my knickers back up, fluffed up my dress and we got out as if nothing happened but of course stuff started to leak out into my knickers which was just gross and added unnecessary paranoia.
Those stories went in wildly different directions, thankfully only one of them led to injury.

I had sex in a car in church parking lot after an all day camping trip. Thankfully no services were in session that morning. We did almost get caught though.
 
Someone? Assuming human id say on the beach of a local lake. With an animal would be along a hiking trail also next to a lake.
 
With another woman in a bathtub nearly full of chocolate pudding, with a double dildo.
She had bought five gallon buckets of it to fill the tub for the occasion. I made sure to be worth her effort.
Thanks for posting a great question.
Now THAT sounds awesome!!!! Never would have thought of that.... Dinner AND dessert all in one!!!!!!
 
In the woods; naked, nothing but me and an all black 90lb German Shepherd, we were knotted in the wild for about 20 minutes. Only thing that could make that more perfect is if it faintly drizzled rain upon us while we were tied. I don't think I ever felt so close to nature and so close to the canine spirit deep within me.
Sounds really hot
 
In the woods; naked, nothing but me and an all black 90lb German Shepherd, we were knotted in the wild for about 20 minutes. Only thing that could make that more perfect is if it faintly drizzled rain upon us while we were tied. I don't think I ever felt so close to nature and so close to the canine spirit deep within me.
OMG I love that scenario! Seeing it in my head.... wishing it was me!
 
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