Where is the weirdest place you have ever fucked?

[maturesub]

One time me and a guy were driving a car and we were really horny... but im not a huge fan of sex in a car.. we didnt have xxl american size vehicles here back then... so we just pulled over and fucked right next to a main road.... but the funniest was yet to come... no one seemed to care but as we were dressing another car pulled over and two guys asked me for a price... turned out that this particular place was a popular place for street hookers and they mistook me for one.... but i took advantage of this opportunity))

Very nice and you got three fucks out of it..and no doubt someone money in your purse. I love your thinking dear.

 

[MelbPupBoyHarley]

Probably in hospital when visited a friend. He was so frisky and just took me to Bathroom and railed me there

 

[youvegotthatright]

This was a couple of years ago.
My fun friend straddled me (I was in drivers seat) in the Uber line at the LAX airport. I still kind of chuckle at that one.

 

[oldbrownbear]

On the bus, on the train, on the airplane, on the boat (the most risky), in the car, in school, in the attic, in the basement, in the entryway, in the toilet, in my parents' bedroom (they were cooking in the kitchen at the time), in the police, on the beach, in the forest, in the mountains, in the fitting room of a clothing store, and many more places.

 

[oldbrownbear]

That really is a quickie

I think the car wash is broken...

 

[cweathers]

On a small kayak on a lake. It was a challenge...

 

[mitch_ire]

So the question is in the title, where is the weirdest / best place you have ever fucked someone ?? I’m curious as to how far y’all would go for that pleasure.

Best and weirdest idk if you’d call it weird but was in Spain for holidays met a girl and we hooked up multiple times within like 2 days but one time was at like2 am on the beach there was like a pier and I bent her over it and we fucked like rabbits Hahha

 

[LinkWolf]

I’d love to say in an elevator but we had to calm down since we were in a big office building ?. I think that will remain just as a fantasy

 

[wishboner]

In a hospital bed while I was a patient! Yeah, I know, sounds like a porno...lol

 

[humananimal]

In a hospital bed while I was a patient! Yeah, I know, sounds like a porno...lol

I have a cartoon with an old lady in her hospital bed and she ask the porter, ‘kiss me, kiss me’ and his answer is “I am not allowed to do that - and actually I shouldn’t fuck you either”

 

[Valkiria]

In a hospital bed while I was a patient! Yeah, I know, sounds like a porno...lol

 

[gargoyle]

In a gondola lift!

 

[doggoTest12]

In a gondola lift!

As a lift attendant you see it pretty often, it is so common lol.
In a state park pit bathroom

 

[baddaddyk9]

at a dressage comp during the day time

 

[wishboner]

In a silage wagon! Oh, the farmer's daughter...

 

[mitch_ire]

In a silage wagon! Oh, the farmer's daughter...

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Exotic alright but wouldn’t be opposed??

 

[wishboner]

Exotic alright but wouldn’t be opposed??

The problem was they were really hard to get in and out of! We needed a place to hide and this was the only thing available...lol

 

[humananimal]

In a silage wagon! Oh, the farmer's daughter...

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and when the farmer presses the bar “PUSH TO STOP” ? ?

 

[wadeandsea]

Moving gondola with panoramic glass

 

[wishboner]

and when the farmer presses the bar “PUSH TO STOP” ? ?

OMG, If he had found us, I'm sure I wouldn't be here typing this!

 

[Emma300]

Once when a Ex-bf was alone home, i visit and we did it In his Lil sister's room.

 

[mitch_ire]

The problem was they were really hard to get in and out of! We needed a place to hide and this was the only thing available...lol

Making good use of the things around u at least it was spacious only issue would be if someone heard u

 

[Ajaxproto]

in a friends bathroom during a party not really weird but definitely an experience

 

[wishboner]

Making good use of the things around u at least it was spacious only issue would be if someone heard u

That wasn't a problem because it was parked at the end of an empty cornfield at the time...lol If there had been corn standing, we would probably have been out in the field. I should write a short story about my time with her because it happened over about a 2.5-month period between my senior year in HS and Freshman year in college. That was the best summer ever! lol

 

[mitch_ire]

That wasn't a problem because it was parked at the end of an empty cornfield at the time...lol If there had been corn standing, we would probably have been out in the field. I should write a short story about my time with her because it happened over about a 2.5-month period between my senior year in HS and Freshman year in college. That was the best summer ever! lol

Yeah I bet it was can I asked why it stopped

 

[wishboner]

Yeah I bet it was can I asked why it stopped

I went off to college, and she started working as a flight attendant and I haven't seen her since. I've tried to find her, but she must be in witness protection or something...lol

 

[mitch_ire]

I went off to college, and she started working as a flight attendant and I haven't seen her since. I've tried to find her, but she must be in witness protection or something...lol

Aww that sucks

 

[shepardt]

In that back of one of these on a military base outside the cafeteria during lunch - 1999

 

[PawsThatRefreshes]

I'm not sure which is the weirdest but here's my list:
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mcdonalds

The lyric is "I once got busy in a BURGER KING bathroom". You're doing it wrong.

 

[iwanttobeabottom]

In the freezer when I worked at Wendy's.